Unnamed sources in the California Congressional delegation who wish to remain anonymous are reporting a behind the scene effort to draft a bill that would combine the Mexican day, Cinco de Mayo with the U.S. day of the 4th of July. With both days being celebrated on May 5. The reason for using the May 5 date is actually quite simple. That day comes first on the calendar year. Those supporting this effort say it would promote solidarity not only with Mexico, but would help to unite those undocumented Mexicans with their gringo brothers and sisters. However, it should be noted that many groups oppose this move. The National Alliance of Firework Manufactures has voiced serious opposition to this move, claiming that the two days account for a large percentage of their annual sales. And that combining the two, would drastically reduce yearly sales. Also the AAAP (American Association of Alcohol Producers) has voiced opposition to this idea for similar reasons. Positions on this future proposal have also divided the nation along partisan lines. With most Democrats voicing little opposition, while Republicans are strongly opposed. And as you might expect, support for this proposal is growing on both the east and west coast as well as in the national media. With those in the heartland threatening to secede, with Texas leading the way, should any such measure be adopted. Of course, this is just a piece of fictional satire, but if you think it to be farfetched---just remember, it was only a few short years ago that anyone would have predicted that statues of Confederate soldiers would be torn down and in some cases, their final resting place be violated.
None of the Political Correctness crap on this site. Just tune in on the folks at NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN for a distorted view of this Nation through the eyes of those idiots living on coastal America. Avoid the lies, half-truths and platitudes by reading conservative political blogs or just just change the channel to FOX News.
Friday, May 5, 2017
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Did you know that 12 Black teens beat a 6-month Pregnant White Woman in Sanford Florida
Did you hear about the beating of a 6-month pregnant white woman at the hands of black teens in Sanford, Florida. Not a peep from those in the main stream media. Of course unlike the shooting that banner headlines from coast to coast when the victim was black and the perk was white, in this case it was the reverse. Read more on this story HERE!
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Liberals in Disarray as They Don’t Know Which Way to Face During Prayers, Obama forgot to leave his GPS coordinates with them while on vacation
Liberals were in shambles during their early Friday morning prayer session because former President Obama had inadvertently forgotten to post his exact location for a family vacation he had planned for the long weekend. Worshipers took to improvising and during the morning and afternoon sessions multiplied their prayers while kneeling in every possible direction.
It wasn’t until after the afternoon prayer session that religious authorities posted their ‘fallback coordinates’ of President Bill Clinton’s location. But, during the evening session as supplications were being made to President Clinton, Obama’s location was discovered and was immediately posted. Worshipers quickly turned and knelt in Obama’s direction, with their asses pointed in Clinton’s direction.
Thanks to Whacked News.
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Confederate Flags and Monuments are responsible for High Death rates in American cities
Americans must learn to listen to those well-informed members of the media. Not only are they men and women of the world, but most have a college degree in journalism. A degree that demands they tell the truth when conveying the news to the general public. They will never, never let their personal biases influence the way they present the news. Three cheers for the members of the press.
Friday, April 28, 2017
!0 Things you can trust more than Hillary Clinton
Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
Brian Williams news reports
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
Brian Williams news reports
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Monday, April 24, 2017
Bernie Sanders tells university 'Snowflakes' to let Conservatives speak on campus
Who would have thought. The socialist, Bernie Sanders, is telling those campus radicals who shout down conservative speakers and even engage in acts of violence to let those who oppose their positions speak. There is still hope for the progressive movement. Free speech is the foundation of our democracy, and it's quite refreshing to see one of the statue of Bernie stand up for the First Amendment. Oh, and by the way, liberal Bill Maher agrees with him.
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