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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Liberals in Disarray as They Don’t Know Which Way to Face During Prayers, Obama forgot to leave his GPS coordinates with them while on vacation

Liberals were in shambles during their early Friday morning prayer session because former President Obama had inadvertently forgotten to post his exact location for a family vacation he had planned for the long weekend. Worshipers took to improvising and during the morning and afternoon sessions multiplied their prayers while kneeling in every possible direction. 

It wasn’t until after the afternoon prayer session that religious authorities posted their ‘fallback coordinates’ of President Bill Clinton’s location. But, during the evening session as supplications were being made to President Clinton, Obama’s location was discovered and was immediately posted. Worshipers quickly turned and knelt in Obama’s direction, with their asses pointed in Clinton’s direction.  
Thanks to Whacked News.