Trump is coming! Trump is coming! Hide the illegals

There is a new sheriff in town---Donald Trump.  

Hillary supporters and other misfits need to suck it up.  

As Obama said in his early days in office, 

"elections have consequences"!

Black Demorats who accuse all Trump voters of being Racist

In all probability these blacks never voted and never will.  Actually the things most important in their pitiful lives are chicken wings, malt liquor, pussy, and of course crack cocaine.  Just the way it is, in the Democrat Ghetto.  Democrat leaders made it that way and it will remain that way just as long as they maintain power in the urban centers across the country.  Hell Donald Trump is offering them something they actually hate---jobs.  To many in the ghetto, the word hated even more than the "N" word is that terrible most dreaded "W" word---Work!  

Trumped pooped in the Saudi Sandbox

After years of having unbelievable influence over those people we elected to serve us, the Saudi's and others living in that huge Arab sandbox must face the stark reality they can no longer pull the strings of the President and those around him.  Of course, they will offer up lavish gifts and great sums of money (old habits are hard to break) in a attempt to buy influence, but alas there is a new sheriff in town---Donald Trump!

Trump will make people work for their government Benefits

After almost 8 years of having the federal government 

pass out benefits to almost every Tom, Dick and Harry 

who came down the Pike with a out-stretched hand, 

some Americans are now in fear that Donald Trump 

will put them to work earning those benefits.  

However, being a compassionate individual, 

Donald Trump has ordered that free tissue (crying pads) 

be provided to all those in need.  

The largest demand for this tear paper 

is expected to come from the sprawling 

metropolitan centers 

across the nation and from 

American Universities!

Canada: Safe Space for Hollywood Cry Babies and future Draft Dodgers

Many Hollywood celebrities have boldly proclaimed 

they would exit the country and move to Canada 

should Donald Trump be elected President.  

Just like liberal campus cry-babies, 

they are seeking that Safe Space   

where they can shield themselves from those 

knuckle-dragging troglodytes who dare voice their opinions 

or visit a polling place 

where their megaphone is suddenly as large as theirs. 

Trump's Oval Office Desk

Sorry Barack, but all good things must come to an end!  

There's a new Sheriff in town.