College "Safe Spaces" mandatory after students dies from exposure to Trump Yard Sign

I feel so sorry for these Safe Space Snow-flakes.  The poor babies, are so afraid they will bump into someone who will dare to threaten their socialist Keynesian view of what America should be.  And of course, they fear if they leave the confines of their academic safe spaces they will be confronted with that most horrible of all living creatures---a while male conservative.  But then, the thing they dread most is the day mommy and daddy stop paying their cell phone bill.  Actually, I not aware of any one of these cream puffs ever dying from the mere site of a pro-Trump yard sign, but secretly I......................!

Canada: Safe Space for Hollywood Cry Babies and future Draft Dodgers

Many Hollywood celebrities have boldly proclaimed 

they would exit the country and move to Canada 

should Donald Trump be elected President.  

Just like liberal campus cry-babies, 

they are seeking that Safe Space   

where they can shield themselves from those 

knuckle-dragging troglodytes who dare voice their opinions 

or visit a polling place 

where their megaphone is suddenly as large as theirs. 

Millennials Seek Safe Space

Campus millennials are demanding a safe place on campus

 where they will not have to hear opposing views.  

I would suspect that many will find that "Safe Space" 

in their parent's basement 

after they leave college and find they are unable 

to find a job with that Liberal Arts degree.