Trump will make people work for their government Benefits

After almost 8 years of having the federal government 

pass out benefits to almost every Tom, Dick and Harry 

who came down the Pike with a out-stretched hand, 

some Americans are now in fear that Donald Trump 

will put them to work earning those benefits.  

However, being a compassionate individual, 

Donald Trump has ordered that free tissue (crying pads) 

be provided to all those in need.  

The largest demand for this tear paper 

is expected to come from the sprawling 

metropolitan centers 

across the nation and from 

American Universities!