After almost 8 years of having the federal government
pass out benefits to almost every Tom, Dick and Harry
who came down the Pike with a out-stretched hand,
some Americans are now in fear that Donald Trump
will put them to work earning those benefits.
However, being a compassionate individual,
Donald Trump has ordered that free tissue (crying pads)
be provided to all those in need.
The largest demand for this tear paper
is expected to come from the sprawling
metropolitan centers
across the nation and from
American Universities!
