Hillary Clinton claims to Pack Heat

Recently in an attempt to pander to black voters, 

Hillary 'Tabasco' Clinton claimed she is never 

without her hot sauce.  

In fact she claimed to carry a bottle in her purse 

at all times.  

Funny considering, she was unable to carry 

a second cell phone while Secretary of State.  

If indeed this is true and she didn't lie again, 

I suspect the reason she packs heat 

is to spice up her next Bloody Mary.  

Does Hillary Clinton really carry Hot Sauce in her Purse?

Not too long ago Hillary Clinton, 

while dining at a Black Restaurant, 

was asked if she liked hot sauce.  

The poor woman just couldn't resist herself and 

blurted out that she always carries a bottle 

in her purse.  

Wonder why none of the reporters on scene 

didn't ask her to reveal that bottle of Tabasco.  

Perhaps, although they will never ever say it, 

they all knew just how much the lady lies.  

Lying in this case, to pander for black and Latino votes.