Showing posts with label HILLARY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HILLARY. Show all posts

Monday, June 5, 2017

Top top Democrats are crying in their Champagne as they fall from grace with Party Leadership

It is now confirmed, the comedian Kathy Griffin, of Trump beheading fame, and Hillary Clinton, who lost the election because of Macedonian Hackers, are joining forces.  These two "poor me" women will travel across the country on what some have dubbed as a "Boohoo Tour".  Both are blaming their destruction was the work of  evil white old men.  With Hillary pointing an accusing finger at Russian leader Vladimir Putin and Kathy blaming the 70 year old man in the White House, along with the first lady and their 11 year old son for her deteriorating position in LaLa Land.  It would appear that many in this country have failed to recognize the dangers posed by Christian Macedonian goat herders.   And an equal number oblivious to the importance of contemporary comedy and art.  All Americans should rally around these two poor souls and should their grand tour come to your town give them exactly what's due.  THE MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE!    

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Hillary Clinton, Ole Burger Flipper

Hey, ole gal!  
Did you give me salt with that Big Mac!  
Seriously, wouldn't this just make you day 
if it were for real.  
Better than her behind bars.
Don't lock her up, just make her take a job at McDonalds.  
I want to see her at the drive-thru!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Did Hillary Clinton just squander her "Get Out of Jail Free Card", by joining the recount effort

During the 2016 election campaign Trump seemed 
receptive to following up on the efforts 
to have Hillary Clinton punished for her email scandal.  
But following his victory, 
Trump took a more conciliatory stance 
toward the former Secretary of State, 
saying she had suffered enough.  
But then Hillary, for some unknown reason 
joined Jill Stein and the Green Party's recount 
moves in Wisconsin and other blue wall states.  
I suspect nothing could have made 
President-elect Trump madder.  
Hillary may just have squander her 
"Get out of Jail Free Card"!

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Top Secret Documents found on laptop of Pedophile. Thanks to Hillary and Huma

Is there no end to Hillary's corruption?  What a fu*king mess the country is heading toward should this lying Bi*ch be elected president by low information voters.  Perhaps the biggest threat to America is not Hillary, but the really dumb voters who would stupidly cast their votes for her!

Friday, October 21, 2016

It is Hillary that doesn't respect the election process not Donald Trump

Following the final Presidential debate the media 
was all over Trump about the answer he gave on the question 
of accepting the outcome of the election.  
The outcome should be questioned 
if the results are close and unclear.  
But the candidate who obviously cares little 
about the process is the one who tried to manipulate it 
in every way possible both legal and illegal 
to gain political advantage.  
That person is Hillary Clinton!!!

Monday, October 17, 2016

Hillary Clinton Zombie Mask

Hillary Clinton Zombie Mask are now available at Trump Tower in NYC and other select sites across the nation.  The mask comes with a warning label not to use around children.  Also with special instructions for it's use at predominately Democrat voting precincts.  The use of these masks for obvious political intimidation is deemed legal in view of the Justice Department ruling during the 2012 elections that allowed armed Black Panthers to stand outside polling places during that time.   

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Monday, October 3, 2016

Did Hillary Clinton have a secret earpiece at Presidential Debate

Hillary Clinton has proven time and time again she is above the law and will do anything to achieve her goal.  What's a little earpiece along side of an email server?

The shocking truth about Trump and Hillary on women's issues

One thing you must give Hillary credit for, is her ability to lie without even batting an eye.  The woman is a master of deception.  She claims to support women's right while at the same time smearing a 12 year old rape victim and all those women who accused Bubba of sexual misconduct and even rape.  And that's the ones we know about---the others are at the bottom of the Arkansas River.  Just joking on that Arkansas River thing, but do wonder what all those empty cement bags were doing at the back door of the Governor's Mansion when the Clinton's left. i

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Candy Roulette---Just one may not kill you. Hillary Refugee Policy

Chances are that one individual Syrian Refugee may not kill you.  But as their numbers increase, your odds of avoiding contact with that one with a bomb go down.  That is only common sense, but then Democrats like Hillary seem not to have any!

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Don't worry about Hillary's health, she has two Crutches

For those of you who may be concerned about 
Hillary's health.  
Don't worry about it, she has two crutches.

Original Basket of Deplorables

I bet Hillary would think this Original 
Basket of Deplorables would even smell good.  
Yes, Hillary, if you are a dung beetle!

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Les Deplorables

Hillary Clinton with a statement against Trump supporters she called Deplorables has inadvertently started a movement that will sweep even more people to the polls to support the leader of the Deplorable Movement, Donald Trump.  In effect, Hillary has proved to be the second coming of Marie Antoinette, who during the French Revolution uttered those famous words defaming those in the revolution---"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche" translated: "Let them eat cake"!  Gee do you think Hillary will go the way of Marie?

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Did Hillary Drink too much at 9/11 event or have a Medical Episode

Was it the booze or Father Time 
that caught up with the old gal at the 9/11 Memorial?

Hillary Suffers Medical Episode at 9-11 Memorial, Barely able to stand

We hate to reports on events such as this, but feel the people should be aware of any health issues of those running for the highest office in the land.  Hillary Clinton was attending events today at the 9-11 Memorial where she experiences some medical event and was barely able to stand.  Her 5 member entourage escorted a stumbling Hillary to a nearby van where she was whisked away.  Reportedly she lost a shoe while stumbling, that was given back to her inside the vehicle.  Later today Hillary  will return home to Chappaqua---the Press in not invited.  I suspect Hillary and those around her would love to BleachBit all evidence of this event.  Oh well ole gal, while we wish you a speedy recovery we really would like to see all of your medical records in light of numerous past events.  Something is wrong, and we deserve to know what it is.  Sometime life can be a bitch. 

Friday, September 9, 2016

Hillary's Feces, rejected by Tumble Bugs aka Dung Beetles

The Hillary Clinton campaign is in panic mode following reports that even dung beetles are rejecting Hillary's crap.  Seems that a cabin in a remote part of the Arkansas Ozark mountains sometime used by Bill and Hillary still maintains a traditional Outhouse.  An Outhouse dedicated to the proposition that all crap is created equal.  However entomologists from S.H.I.T. (Sam Houston Institute of Technology)  studying insect behavior in that isolated area have made a shocking discovery.  Apparently dung beetles have rejected Hillary's poop.  The reason for this rejection remains somewhat unclear at this time.  However one of the esteemed entomologists from the university did mention that in the not too distant past he did see a news article in which Hillary implied "her sh*t" didn't stink.  He points to this as one possible reason for the dung beetle's rejection of the candidate's dodo!  At any rate, Hillary is depending on the Dung Beetle Vote to sweep her into the White House, because critters that will swallow almost anything can be counted on to vote for her.  And the frightening fact that some in the Dung Beetle community are refusing what she has to offer is quite disturbing.  

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Who makes the better choices, Trump or Hillary

Hillary has proven time and time again, that the choices she has made as a government official are definitely not something to brag about.  Trump on the other hand has a proven resume complete with many successes.  Study the candidates and vote for Trump! 

Monday, September 5, 2016

Bill and Hillary on what the meaning of Blow is

Now Bill, "that depends on what the meaning of Blow is"!  Apparently Bill and Hillary have something else in common, they both received "head" blows!

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Hillary holds news conference with Kids

Hillary Clinton holds first news conference 
in over 9 months.  
Thinking she would get softball questions 
the Democratic Candidate for President decides to let kids 
ask the questions.  Was she in for a surprise!