Recently in an attempt to pander to black voters,
Hillary 'Tabasco' Clinton claimed she is never
without her hot sauce.
In fact she claimed to carry a bottle in her purse
at all times.
Funny considering, she was unable to carry
a second cell phone while Secretary of State.
If indeed this is true and she didn't lie again,
I suspect the reason she packs heat
is to spice up her next Bloody Mary.
