The Hillary Clinton campaign is in panic mode following reports that even dung beetles are rejecting Hillary's crap. Seems that a cabin in a remote part of the Arkansas Ozark mountains sometime used by Bill and Hillary still maintains a traditional Outhouse. An Outhouse dedicated to the proposition that all crap is created equal. However entomologists from S.H.I.T. (Sam Houston Institute of Technology) studying insect behavior in that isolated area have made a shocking discovery. Apparently dung beetles have rejected Hillary's poop. The reason for this rejection remains somewhat unclear at this time. However one of the esteemed entomologists from the university did mention that in the not too distant past he did see a news article in which Hillary implied "her sh*t" didn't stink. He points to this as one possible reason for the dung beetle's rejection of the candidate's dodo! At any rate, Hillary is depending on the Dung Beetle Vote to sweep her into the White House, because critters that will swallow almost anything can be counted on to vote for her. And the frightening fact that some in the Dung Beetle community are refusing what she has to offer is quite disturbing.
