Friday, May 26, 2017

10 Ways to say "I love you"

Southern boys don't beat around the bush 
or complicate the obvious!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Manchester scientist to clone 'British Man' from 9th century

A recently found 1,200-year-old fossil is giving anthropologists new insights into a warrior-like, bipedal masculine human specimen they have identified as Testiculus Englishmanus, a mysterious ancestor of modern-day British men. 

The fossilized remains were discovered in Wessex, at the supposed site of the historic Battle of Edington (present-day Wiltshire), where in May, 878 AD, patriotic Anglo-Saxons defeated "The Heathen Army" of the Viking invaders, leading to the eventual liberation and unification of England. 

The 6 foot-long fossil reveals that the extinct early man of England possessed two large working testicles (a left one and a right one), which shatters all modern theories about the origins of today's residents of the British Isles. 

Attached to the testicles were two fully developed legs and a solid, erect spine that allowed him to stand tall. As if that weren't enough, Testiculus Englishmanus had a pair of strong arms with powerful hands, making them ideal to form fists or use weapons.  More.....

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Sieg Heil Hitler, the Ultimate Progressive

My fellow progressive brothers and sisters in the grand struggle for Social Justice.  Never forget, the true founder of the faith - the one who has been demonized by not only those on the right but even devout snowflakes.  This leader who rose to power from poverty, ended unemployment, forced religion out of government, revised state schools to insure that voices of dissent and hate speech would be snuffed out.  Sieg Heil Adolph Hitler the true founder of the Progressive Movement. 

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Katy Perry on Manchester Bombing: ‘No Barriers, No Borders, We All Just Need to Co-Exist’

Pop megastar Katy Perry made an impassioned plea for people to “co-exist” and said that “barriers” or “borders” could detract from that goal in an interview following the terrorist bombing at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, U.K. on Monday night that claimed the lives of at least 22 people and injured dozens of others. 

In an interview Tuesday on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, the “Chained to the Rhythm” singer suggested that people “unite” following the tragedy, which occurred as young fans and their parents were leaving the 21,000-seat arena at around 10:35 p.m. local time. 

 “Whatever we say behind people’s backs, the Internet can be a little bit ruthless as far as fan bases go but I think that the greatest thing we can do is just unite and love on each other,” Perry said, adding, “No barriers, no borders, we all just need to co-exist.”  More.....

Congressional Democrats call for a Special Prosecutor because Trump lied about his breakfast meat

As a massive planet destroying comet 
heads toward Earth, 
Democrats are calling for a special prosecutor because 
Donald Trump lied about his breakfast meat.

Progressives, Democrats and Fascist will always try to rewrite history to conform with their agenda

The Democrat controlled city council of New Orleans and the mayor of that city are hoping to rewrite the history of that town to conform to their thinking.  I would suspect their thinking on the past goes something like this:  "the over 600,000 white men who died during the war was not to free the slaves, but just to obtain cheaper cotton for the north"!  But seriously, removing statues and renaming streets is just the first step on the road to book burning's and the shutting down of all free speech that doesn't conform to the neo-fascist agenda of the progressive left.