My fellow progressive brothers and sisters in the grand struggle for Social Justice. Never forget, the true founder of the faith - the one who has been demonized by not only those on the right but even devout snowflakes. This leader who rose to power from poverty, ended unemployment, forced religion out of government, revised state schools to insure that voices of dissent and hate speech would be snuffed out. Sieg Heil Adolph Hitler the true founder of the Progressive Movement.
