Monday, December 5, 2016

Playing Dominoes Trump Style

I for one will really enjoy and even cheer 
as Barack's Dominoes fall one after another.  
Most of his so-called legacy was done entirely 
in the White House by executive order 
and without the consent of Congress.  
That's why they can be swept away
 with the mere stroke of a pen---
wonder if "The Donald" will get writer's cramp!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Liberal Tears end Drought in California

The election of Donald Trump has had unintended consequences in the blue state of California.  Prior to the election, the state had been suffering from a severe drought.  A drought that brought great hardships to the farmers in the Central Valley.  The little water they had, has been diverted to the large cities along to coast so the residents there could fill their pools and Jacuzzi's.  But following the election of Trump, the reservoirs around the major coastal cities, mysteriously began to fill.  After a brief investigation it was determined that the excess water was coming from the tears of distraught liberals over the election of Donald Trump.   The farmers of the Central Valley are over-joyed for they, although being in a minority in the state, are staunch Trump supporters.  Hell, they got two for the price of one! 

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Did Hillary Clinton just squander her "Get Out of Jail Free Card", by joining the recount effort

During the 2016 election campaign Trump seemed 
receptive to following up on the efforts 
to have Hillary Clinton punished for her email scandal.  
But following his victory, 
Trump took a more conciliatory stance 
toward the former Secretary of State, 
saying she had suffered enough.  
But then Hillary, for some unknown reason 
joined Jill Stein and the Green Party's recount 
moves in Wisconsin and other blue wall states.  
I suspect nothing could have made 
President-elect Trump madder.  
Hillary may just have squander her 
"Get out of Jail Free Card"!

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Homage paid to Fidel Castro's final Cigar

Following the recent death of their beloved 
"Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, 
the Cuban government has announced that doctors 
foreseeing this day of lamentation,  
had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's 
final butt for posterity.  
The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas 
Especiales Laguito No.2, 
(once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA 
was planning the assassination of Fidel 
via a poisonous or exploding stogie) 
will be given a place of honor 
at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana.  
There, the "butt" will be on display 
with all the other assholes of the communist revolution.

More Fidel Caricatures 

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Trump is coming! Trump is coming! Hide the illegals

There is a new sheriff in town---Donald Trump.  
Hillary supporters and other misfits need to suck it up.  
As Obama said in his early days in office, 
"elections have consequences"!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Black Demorats who accuse all Trump voters of being Racist

In all probability these blacks never voted and never will.  Actually the things most important in their pitiful lives are chicken wings, malt liquor, pussy, and of course crack cocaine.  Just the way it is, in the Democrat Ghetto.  Democrat leaders made it that way and it will remain that way just as long as they maintain power in the urban centers across the country.  Hell Donald Trump is offering them something they actually hate---jobs.  To many in the ghetto, the word hated even more than the "N" word is that terrible most dreaded "W" word---Work!