Liberal Tears end Drought in California

The election of Donald Trump has had unintended consequences in the blue state of California.  Prior to the election, the state had been suffering from a severe drought.  A drought that brought great hardships to the farmers in the Central Valley.  The little water they had, has been diverted to the large cities along to coast so the residents there could fill their pools and Jacuzzi's.  But following the election of Trump, the reservoirs around the major coastal cities, mysteriously began to fill.  After a brief investigation it was determined that the excess water was coming from the tears of distraught liberals over the election of Donald Trump.   The farmers of the Central Valley are over-joyed for they, although being in a minority in the state, are staunch Trump supporters.  Hell, they got two for the price of one!