Friday, September 2, 2016

Hillary wants the Presidency, to have a bigger stage for her Lies


Hillary Clinton is quite the ham.  She believes herself to be the best liar in the country and now  seeks the Presidency to have even a bigger stage on which to display her talent.

America's No.1 Looney Bird visits Gooney Birds on Midway Atoll


In an effort to stop the rise of the oceans and perhaps walk on water, President Barack Obama has arrived on the small Pacific Atoll of Midway Island.  There messiah, the hope of the world and idol of the left immediately order the size of the National Marine Monument surrounding the atoll quadrupled in size to an area over twice that of TexasMaking Papahanaumokuakea, the largest marine reserve in the world much to the consternation of Hawaiian fisherman.  Fisherman who in many cases will lose their lively-hood as a result of this action.  Nevertheless, the Looney-in-Chief assures this unprecedented action will guarantee the future of the planet, not to mention his legacy.  Rumors are flying, that a huge statue of the President will be constructed on Midway Island commemorating this historical action.  Needless to say, the millions of Gooney Birds who occupy this tiny speck in the ocean are eagerly awaiting it's construction too.  Waiting to pay there homage to the world foremost Looney Bird.  A homage that will consist of untold tons of Gooney Guano.  Something the President should be very familiar with, considering he is swimming in it at the Obama White House.   

E.L.E. (Extinction Level Event) coming to The Clintosaurus


Extinction Level Event looms as massive Trumpite Meteor heads toward rust belt.  The demise of The Clintosaurus is eliminate.  Trumpite is expected to strike the northern part of the United States in the immediate vicinity of Chappaqua, NY on November 8, 2016 at approximately 9PM EDT.  However some left leaning skeptics  scoff at this prediction and declare it to be nothing but a hoax generated by a vast right wing conspiracy designed to terrify the general public!  Meanwhile across the country certain groups are preparing for the worse. At this time globalist, multi-culturalist, Washington elites, hedge fund managers, open border advocates, and Liberal Democrats have been seem digging fallout shelters just as a precautionary measure against what they see as possible destruction to their  elitist  fiefdoms!            

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Is Hillary's White House Fetish an early sign of Dementia?


The old gal is half-nuts now.  
Just think when Trump beats her in November, 
she will be ready for the psycho ward at Bellvue!  
Poor thing, she just can't help it!

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

What do Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton have in common


What do these two have in common?  
Well most everything, except one is a Muslim!

American Hero and worthless piece of Crap


According to most Americans one of these two men is a hero while the other is a worthless piece of Crap.  But for those misguided souls on the far left, one of these two is a baby killer while the other a roll model for kids!  Yep, that's what it's come too in this nation!