America's No.1 Looney Bird visits Gooney Birds on Midway Atoll

In an effort to stop the rise of the oceans and perhaps walk on water, President Barack Obama has arrived on the small Pacific Atoll of Midway Island.  There messiah, the hope of the world and idol of the left immediately order the size of the National Marine Monument surrounding the atoll quadrupled in size to an area over twice that of Texas.  Making Papahanaumokuakea, the largest marine reserve in the world much to the consternation of Hawaiian fisherman.  Fisherman who in many cases will lose their lively-hood as a result of this action.  Nevertheless, the Looney-in-Chief assures this unprecedented action will guarantee the future of the planet, not to mention his legacy.  Rumors are flying, that a huge statue of the President will be constructed on Midway Island commemorating this historical action.  Needless to say, the millions of Gooney Birds who occupy this tiny speck in the ocean are eagerly awaiting it's construction too.  Waiting to pay there homage to the world foremost Looney Bird.  A homage that will consist of untold tons of Gooney Guano.  Something the President should be very familiar with, considering he is swimming in it at the Obama White House.