Have you been to California lately. Better speak Mexican in certain parts. Heck, just say taco in the restaurant and hope for the best!
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Slaying Political Correctness Trump Style
Tired of those politically correct idiots, who are afraid to step on their own shadow for fear of hurting it, then vote Trump in 2016!
Trump scolds bias Press
Donald Trump in his last news conference fired down on the bias Press. It felt good to see the lying crooked so-called reporters finally get what they so richly deserve!
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Interview with Ghost of Harambe, the Gorilla
Harambe: In the Bwindi Forest in Uganda.
Reporter: What is the first thing you remember?
Harambe: Being ripped from my dead mother's arms after a native poacher shot her and dad!
Reporter: How was your trip to America?
Harambe: The cage was too small and I didn't have a porthole view!
Reporter: Were you treated well at the Cincinnati Zoo? Harambe: I was forced to look at the same things everyday. You know, the bars, the wall, and the moat. And, of course, the gawking stares of humans just like the ones who killed mom and dad in Uganda!
Reporter: Some have said you were only trying to protect the little boy who fell into your habitat. Is that true?
Harambe: WTF! Do you really believe we are all that stupid!!!!
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