Media Madness

Does anyone else believe that the vast majority of the media is little more than an arm of the Democrats and the progressive agenda?  I wonder if those reporters that carry water for Democrats are even aware of their obvious bias.  I suspect they are so wrapped up in what is their  ideology, they are incapable of seeing the truth. They hide behind the First Amendment, while their actions undermine the very meaning of what the founders intended.  Thanks to Polifake ´for the above images.

Man Suspected Of Murdering Two Doctors Is African ‘Refugee’ With Criminal Record

BOSTON, MA (The Sentinel & Enterprise) – There is a good chance that the two well respected doctors viciously murdered in their South Boston condo would be alive today if Bampumim Teixeira, the alleged killer, had been deported. 

But he wasn’t. Instead the immigrant who was born in Guinea-Bissau, a small, impoverished nation on the west coast of Africa, and who grew up on Cape Verde, was given a pass. 

 In the United States as a green card holder, Teixeira was allowed to plea bargain down two unarmed bank robbery charges that allowed him to keep his green card and avoid deportation, according to the Boston Herald and other sources. A green card allows an immigrant to live and work in the U.S., and Teixeira had one since 2010. 

The plea bargain arrangement was worked out by the defense and prosecutors from the Office of Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel F. Conley and accepted by Boston Municipal Court Judge Lisa Anne Grant. It allowed Teixeira in 2016 to serve 364 days, which was one day short of the minimum that would have possibly led to his deportation. In a haunting development of unintended consequences, however, Conley is now in charge of investigating and prosecuting Teixeira, the man he allowed to walk the streets of Boston and allegedly commit the savage murders of Drs. Richard Field, 49, and Lina Bolanos, 38.  More.....

Zombiephobic Republicans would deprive the dead of their voting rights

Washington DC - An insider source close to our insider source has informed his anonymous source at the Washington Post that 300 confidential insiders inside the White House are the unidentified anonymous sources who overheard the president's call to issue voter ID cards to citizens who can prove they are still alive at the date of issuance. 

These voting ID cards will renew on the birthdate of the still-breathing. The purpose of the voter IDs is to limit the votes of every now-Democrat non-breather to only four voting districts that have no buttons on voting machines that can count Republican votes. A voting supervisor in Chicago's South Side explained, as he pointed to faded Obama Hope & Change posters arrayed around us: "We don't think that Republicans can provide a good reason why they should breathe."  More....

Breaking News: Former President Obama had massive 50 ton door removed at NORAD bunker in Cheyenne Mountain

Just revealed government documents show that the Obama administration had the massive 50 ton (100,000lb) door at the NORAD bunker deep inside Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado removed.  Citing it was no longer necessary because of easing tensions between the United States and Russia due to the work of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her unique 'Reset Button'.  Additionally, the secret documents showed the huge door could be sold at auction for an estimated $5 million.  Money that was needed by the military at that time to institute racial and sexual awareness programs at the nations three military academies.  However, much to the dismay of Obama and those in his inner circles, the door only fetched a measly $100,000 at the government auction.  Additionally, to add insult to injury it was purchased by the one remaining Gun Store in the San Francisco Bay area, "Sams, 'Shoot a Liberal on Demand' Gun Emporium"!  It is being reported that when President Trump learned the door vital to our national defense had been sold by the previous administration, he was outraged and was going to build 'The Mother of all Doors' at the Cheyenne Mountain complex.

FBI Director James Comey, fired by Donald Trump -- Hows do you say 'draining the swamp'

During the past year both Democrats and Republicans had called for the FBI Director to resign or be fired.  Now that President Trump has made that decision, those in the Democratic party are throwing up their hands and screaming foul.  Let's face it, the only action President Trump could take that would meet with the approval of those on the left side of the aisle would be to tender his resignation.

California Democrats would combine Cinco de Mayo Day with 4th of July

Unnamed sources in the California Congressional delegation who wish to remain anonymous are reporting a behind the scene effort to draft a bill that would combine the Mexican day, Cinco de Mayo with the U.S. day of the 4th of July.  With both days being celebrated on May 5.  The reason for using the May 5 date is actually quite simple.  That day comes first on the calendar year.  Those supporting this effort say it would promote solidarity not only with Mexico, but would help to unite those undocumented Mexicans with their gringo brothers and sisters.  However, it should be noted that many groups oppose this move.  The National Alliance of Firework Manufactures has voiced serious opposition to this move, claiming that the two days account for a large percentage of their annual sales.  And that combining the two, would drastically reduce yearly sales.  Also the AAAP (American Association of Alcohol Producers) has voiced opposition to this idea for similar reasons.  Positions on this future proposal have also divided the nation along partisan lines.  With most Democrats voicing little opposition, while Republicans are strongly opposed.  And as you might expect, support for this proposal is growing on both the east and west coast as well as in the national media.  With those in the heartland threatening to secede, with Texas leading the way, should any such measure be adopted.  Of course, this is just a piece of fictional satire, but if you think it to be farfetched---just remember, it was only a few short years ago that anyone would have predicted that statues of Confederate soldiers would be torn down and in some cases, their final resting place be violated.