Trump names White Supremacist as HUD Secretary

Some on the MSM left, are claiming that Trump has named a white supremacist as HUD Secretary in the person of Ben Carson.  When someone tried to point out that Carson was a black man, the media radicals pushed back, claiming that Ben Carson just spent too much time in a tanning booth and was actually white.  They are still trying to explain his kinky hair.

Hillary Clinton, Ole Burger Flipper

Hey, ole gal!  

Did you give me salt with that Big Mac!  

Seriously, wouldn't this just make you day 

if it were for real.  

Better than her behind bars.

Don't lock her up, just make her take a job at McDonalds.  

I want to see her at the drive-thru!

Playing Dominoes Trump Style

I for one will really enjoy and even cheer 

as Barack's Dominoes fall one after another.  

Most of his so-called legacy was done entirely 

in the White House by executive order 

and without the consent of Congress.  

That's why they can be swept away

 with the mere stroke of a pen---

wonder if "The Donald" will get writer's cramp!

Liberal Tears end Drought in California

The election of Donald Trump has had unintended consequences in the blue state of California.  Prior to the election, the state had been suffering from a severe drought.  A drought that brought great hardships to the farmers in the Central Valley.  The little water they had, has been diverted to the large cities along to coast so the residents there could fill their pools and Jacuzzi's.  But following the election of Trump, the reservoirs around the major coastal cities, mysteriously began to fill.  After a brief investigation it was determined that the excess water was coming from the tears of distraught liberals over the election of Donald Trump.   The farmers of the Central Valley are over-joyed for they, although being in a minority in the state, are staunch Trump supporters.  Hell, they got two for the price of one! 

Did Hillary Clinton just squander her "Get Out of Jail Free Card", by joining the recount effort

During the 2016 election campaign Trump seemed 

receptive to following up on the efforts 

to have Hillary Clinton punished for her email scandal.  

But following his victory, 

Trump took a more conciliatory stance 

toward the former Secretary of State, 

saying she had suffered enough.  

But then Hillary, for some unknown reason 

joined Jill Stein and the Green Party's recount 

moves in Wisconsin and other blue wall states.  

I suspect nothing could have made 

President-elect Trump madder.  

Hillary may just have squander her 

"Get out of Jail Free Card"!

Homage paid to Fidel Castro's final Cigar

Following the recent death of their beloved 
"Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, 
the Cuban government has announced that doctors 
foreseeing this day of lamentation,  
had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's 
final butt for posterity.  
The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas 
Especiales Laguito No.2, 
(once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA 
was planning the assassination of Fidel 
via a poisonous or exploding stogie) 
will be given a place of honor 
at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana.  
There, the "butt" will be on display 
with all the other assholes of the communist revolution.

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