Recent Polls reveal that a majority of Republicans support Global Warming

A recent study done by S.H.I.T. (Sam Houston Institute of Technology) revealed that although 95% of Republican don't believe in man-made global warming, the 5% that actually believe it to be real are appreciative of it's perceived effects on the planet.  The rising of the ocean's water is seen as part of a natural cleansing cycle essential to the evolution of higher life forms on coastlines of America and around the world.  Apparently, over a period of centuries these coastal plains have given rise to species of human increasingly dependent on others for their very existence.  These coastal dwellers, for the most part, are a conglomeration of misfits unable to survive the villages and small towns from which they migrated in order to hide their obvious failures.  They are only too aware that in the teeming coastal metropolises they will be little more than a face in the crowd virtually invisible to all passerby's.  This new species or should I say sub-species of human is in a real sense a throwback, to the distant age of scavenger-like  cave-dwellers who depend on the kill of their distant cousins for their very existence.  It is these dwellers of Metropolis that see the onrushing threat of  global warming, whether real or imagined, as a danger to their meager way of life.  But unlike the Noah of old, refuse to build an ark.  It is little wonder that those living outside these great bubbles will not shed so much as a single tear when the bubble collapses and the cleansing waters rush in.