Best Political Satire from 'Trump the Swamp'

FAIR PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT  
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FOLLOWING THEIR CROWNING VICTORY AT MUD BAYOU THE ZOMBIE FLAG IS RAISED OVER THE WHITE HOUSE   
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 PETA, WATER GUNS AND CECIL, THE LION   

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NATIONAL GUN RELOCATION ACT  More.....

CALIFORNIA FARMERS IN THE JOAQUIN VALLEY HAVE STRUCK A BLOW AGAINST RADICAL ENVIRONMENTAL LAWS THAT WOULD PROTECT THE TINY DELTA SMELT AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR FARMS BY OPENING SECRET DELTA SMELT CANNERIES IN THE SIERRAS   
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THE LAST HUNT OF JUSTICE SCALIA  
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Bank of America DROPS Sponsorship Of NYC Public Theater After Onstage ‘TRUMP STABBING’

Both Delta Airlines and Bank of America have now cancelled their sponsorships of New York City’s Public Theater, following the backlash from their Shakespeare Park production of Julius Caesar, a “contemporary” run on the classic play. However, theirs had a PLOT TWIST that is now making them cringe in hindsight. 

Theirs had a Donald-Trump inspired twist on the main character, and it is he that ends up being graphically stabbed to death right there on stage. Since this horrid scene Bank of America has released the following statement: 

“Bank of America supports art programs worldwide, including an 11-year partnership with The Public Theater and Shakespeare in the Park,” a spokesperson for the company told the New York Daily News Sunday. “The Public Theater chose to present Julius Caesar in a way that was intended to provoke and offend. Had this intention been made known to us, we would have decided not to sponsor it.” 

Of course the play itself was Julius Caesar, but the main character’s striking resemblance to President Trump doesn’t take a genius to decode what was really going down. We’re talking blonde, slicked-back hair and a business suit and tie, with his wife Calpurnia speaking in a Slavic accent just like our First Lady, Melania Trump. So it’s not hard to see what they were really saying at all. 

Delta Airlines was the first sponsor to cancel their support for the theatre, in which they also released a statement for:   More.....

ICE Confirms Border Patrol Agent Kidnapped, Tortured and Mutilated

There is nothing more horrifying than learning that an American citizen was kidnapped by cartel members and subsequently tortured for simply doing his job. 

And yet Democrats don’t think anything needs to be done about the situation on the border, which is the same situation that has made it possible for these people to do what they’ve done. Disgusting. 

The victim is an agent of the Customs and Border Patrol, and was attacked while off-duty. He was stationed in Deming, New Mexico and was discovered on the side of the road by a passing motorist. A report by the CBP has more information. 

“The agent suffered multiple, serious injuries to his head, chest and hands. Emergency Medical Services transported the agent to a nearby hospital where he is being treated for his wounds. The agent is in stable condition. CBP is working closely with the FBI, Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office, and the El Paso Police Department on the ongoing investigation. CBP has informed its workforce of this report and has reminded its law enforcement personnel to be alert and aware of their surroundings and potential threats related to their service.”  More.....

12 year-old feeds village in S. Africa, then liberals send her Violent Death Threats

12 year-old big game hunter Aryanna Gourdin, posted a picture of this giraffe she killed on a hunt in Africa. Liberals went berserk and one even made the gruesome comment that they wished they could take a picture standing next to her dead body the way she was standing next to the giraffe. That’s pretty sick. 

Gourdin appeared on Fox and Friends on August 19, where she explained that her family has been hunting big game “forever.” And she detailed the reaction to hunting photos she posted on Facebook, particularly the photo of her and the giraffe. She read a response from one outraged activist, which said, “When somebody shoots you I hope I can post the same picture on my Facebook, with your head in my hand. I think they will see me as a hero, don’t you?” 

Gourdin responded by saying it is “sad” that people respond in that way. She asked, “How could you value an animal’s life over a human’s?” 

Another person responded to the image of Gourdin and the giraffe by calling her a “murderer.” 

Mark Martineau owns Rack Em Up Hunts and has guided Gourdin on hunts in Africa. He appeared on Fox & Friends with Gourdin and explained that the outrage over seeing a giraffe or zebra hunted “plays on ignorance or [detachment] from reality.” He said, “Here in the U.S., people consider these zoo animals. In Africa, this is their main game.” Gourdin interjected that the amount of meat on a giraffe is so plenteous that they were able to “feed a village” with the animal she shot. 

A Fox anchor acknowledged the “noble cause” of feeding people in need but asked why they put the photos on social media when doing so causes such a firestorm. Martineau responded, “Well, why not? I’m tired of this political correctness. I’m not about to cower down [from] doing something we’ve always done. Man has done this since the beginning of time.”  More.....

Environmentalists Lose Their Minds After a ‘Green’ Wind Turbines Slaughter Family Of Whales!

Recently, what is believed to be a family of Minke whales washed up dead on a United Kingdom beach. The dead included a baby and two adults. It is thought by environmentalists that wind turbines pose a serious threat to these whales and probably played a role in their deaths. 

“There are studies that show that the sounds created by the operational noise of the turbines create vibrations under that may in fact disorient marine mammals like whales,” said Bonnie Brady, director of the Long Island Commercial Fishing Association. 

CFACT Senior Policy Advisor Paul Driessen and Mark Duchamp, the president of Save the Eagles International, have written, “In addition, having forests of these enormous turbines off our coasts will greatly increase the risk of collisions for surface vessels, especially in storms or dense fog, as well as for submarines. It will also impair radar and sonar detection of hostile ships and low-flying aircraft, including potential terrorists, and make coastal waters more dangerous for Coast Guard helicopters and other rescue operations.”   More.....

At Academic Conference, Diversity of Thought Is Dismissed as “White Supremacist Bullsh**”

Until such time as the regular people who make up America’s core population can be totally marginalized if not eliminated altogether, diversity of race, origin, and sexual proclivities is sacrosanct. In contrast, diversity of thought, in the words of a learned professor, is “white supremacist bullsh**” — as educators were informed at a recent Critical Race Studies in Education Association conference: 

Whiteness has already been constructed against blackness. There is no virtue in whiteness, it is inherently violent,” one conference-goer tweeted, referencing a quote from Michael Dumas, a professor at the University of California, Berkeley who spoke at the event. 

Whiteness and the United States knows [sic] itself through the violence and death of the subordinated,” another attendee quoted Dumas as saying, with one academic at the conference noting Dumas claimed that there “is no position of whiteness that isn’t already violent.”   More.....