Secret Plans for Trump's Mexican-proof wall deliberately leaked by Alt-right agents to frighten Mexican Peasants

According to sources at the New York Times 

details of Trump's Mexican-proof wall was 

deliberately leaked by alt-right agents 

to create panic among the Mexican peasant population.  

The purpose of this action by these right wing extremist 

is somewhat unclear.  

However it should be noted that this group in now marketing 

a spray-on alligator repellent in towns 

on both sides of the border 

from Brownsville, TX to San Diego, CA.  

Sales are reportedly through the roof! 

Move to put Obama image on Penny gathering support among Republicans

In a totally unexpected move 

the RNC (Republican National Committee) has thrown 

it's support behind the effort to get 

former President Barack Obama's image placed on the 

U.S. One Cent coin.  

The reason behind this move remains somewhat 

of a mystery.  However,  sources inside the committee 

confirm over-hearing the phrase, 

"why not, they both are practically worthless", 

repeated again and again at senior staff meetings.

If you're Neighborhood is infested with Liberals call the Trmpinator

There are times when drastic action is required.  

If your neighborhood becomes infested with swarms 

of those voracious lie-spreading, hate mongers 

who see a racist under every rock in your driveway it time, 

way past time to call the Trumpinator.  

He will inject these vermin with a fatal dose 

of the one thing they have no defense against---the truth.

Starbucks promises to hire 10,000 Refugees, Hey what about unemployed Americans

Seems like some liberal owned companies, like Starbucks 

would move heaven and earth to hire some refugees,

 but would do little to hire unemployed Americans.  

Get you next cup of coffee at Joe's diner down the street.  

They love Americans.

If Banning or bombing Muslims will create more terrorist did we do the wrong thing in WWII

Many on the left believe if we ban or somehow mistreat Muslims that will help terrorist by giving then just another recruitment tool.  These same people actually think that bombing or droning will only accomplish the same thing.  Damn, by that logic I suppose we should have never, never have bombed Nazi Germany in WWII.

Obama bombs Middle East Snowflakes silent, Trump blocks Middle East Immigration Snowflakes protest

Damn they are not even teaching snowflakes 

to think at Berkeley or NYU.  

Little wonder they have a hard time getting a job at Burger King!