Trump scolds bias Press

Donald Trump in his last news conference fired down on the bias Press.  It felt good to see the lying crooked so-called reporters finally get what they so richly deserve!

Interview with Ghost of Harambe, the Gorilla

Reporter:  Where were you born?
Harambe:  In the Bwindi Forest in Uganda.
Reporter:  What is the first thing you remember?
Harambe:  Being ripped from my dead mother's arms after a native poacher shot her and dad!
Reporter:  How was your trip to America?
Harambe:  The cage was too small and I didn't have a porthole view!
Reporter:  Were you treated well at the Cincinnati Zoo? Harambe:  I was forced to look at the same things everyday.  You know, the bars, the wall, and the moat.  And, of course, the gawking stares of humans just like the ones who killed mom and dad in Uganda!
Reporter:  Some have said you were only trying to protect the little boy who fell into your habitat.  Is that true?
Harambe:  WTF!  Do you really believe we are all that stupid!!!!

Hillary's 3 AM Phone Call

The only 3 AM phone call Hillary would give a Fu*k about!

Peeing in toilet bowl and not the urinal---providing relief to sexually oppressed males.

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Let's face a scientific truth---some men driven by hormones and and out of control sexual urges have a strong desire to pee in a toilet bowl in the ladies room rather than that urinal in the men's room.  And of course, cutting that tiny peep hole to the adjoining stall would be tempting to some red-blooded boys!  Thanks Obama for providing this sexual outlet to the oppressed male population. 

The Last Memorial Day

After the indictment of Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Convention nominated Socialist Bernie Sanders as it's standard bearer for the 2016 election.  In that election millions of well indoctrinated college students, joined with government dependent Latinos and and Afro-Americans to give the Sanders Revolution a slim victory over Donald Trump.  Following his inauguration in January,  the first Socialist President of the United States began issuing a series of Executive Orders---orders that would be upheld by Supreme Court.  A court, that was dramatically changed by the Sanders appointment of the first Communist to that body.  Executive Order no. 1917, declared that the new Socialist government of the United Socialist States of America would no long recognize Memorial Day.  After all that day was set aside to honor those men and women in uniform who were responsible for spreading American Imperialism and enslaving the colored masses around the world.  Under the leadership of Comrade Bernie, Progressives obtained their crowning victory and vanquished forever the forces of capitalism, colonialism and of course Racism.   
JUST A FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF WHAT A BERNIE SANDERS ADMINISTRATION COULD BRING TO AMERICA!  MAY GOD BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED THIS COUNTRY, BOTH PAST AND PRESENT.

If you like Used Car Salesmen vote Hillary in 2016

Hillary Clinton has just gotten the full endorsement 

of Liar's Anonymous, 

the foremost liars organization in America.