WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR SOMEONE TO ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY AND PROTECT US FROM ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND AT HOME IT'S TIME TO CALL ON "TWEEDY BIRD". PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS OPENED THE CAGE FREEING SYLVESTER'S OBAMA'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE. TWEEDY BIRD IS ON THE LOOSE IN WASHINGTON AND HAS THOUSANDS FLEEING FOR THE PERCEIVED SAFETY OF MEDIA DOMICILES, THINKING THEY CAN FIND REFUGE THEIR FROM THE IMPENDING STORM.
