Comrade Preibus has just released the following: President Trump is to give a speech on the Improving American Economy. He will highlight his current plans for increasing American Jobs, Economic Growth, and infrastructure spending. He will also highlight his plans for increasing American Military strength and taking care of American Veterans. He will subsequently close on the the current status on ending Obamacare. He will be giving his speech in Red Square on a date "to be determined very soon" according to Preibus. When asked by the only reporter paying attention from Fox News, why the President would be giving a speech on his Glorious Plan for America in the Soviet Union, Preibus replied. "It has to be given in Russia. That is the only way we can get full and complete coverage from the American Media" They seem to be fixated on anything to do with Russia and President Trump, so we thought we can take advantage of it. This way we will at least be able to get some news outlets and even some Democrats to read and respond to his proposals." Thanks to The Peoples Cube
