BECAUSE WE ARE UNABLE TO SUSPEND DEFIANT STUDENTS FROM THE CLASSROOM AND SCHOOL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE NOW UNABLE OR UNWILLING TO RESTRAIN THEM FOR FEAR OF LOSING THEIR JOBS A FINAL SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND. HUNDREDS OF SCHOOLS ACROSS THE NATION ARE NOW INSTALLING SECURITY CAGES FOR CLASSROOM TEACHERS WHO ARE UNDER ATTACK BY UNRULY SPOILED BRATS.
by Ron Russell
