Because of the huge outcry against Transgender Bathrooms across the nation, the government bowing to public pressure has agreed to install Creep Alarms in all such public bathrooms across the country. You course, you the lowly American taxpayer, will have to pick up the estimated $9,000,000,000 dollar tab for this bathroom update. On a somewhat related note, it has been noted that the sales of pepper spray as well as concealed carry permits has soared in those states allowing transgender bathrooms.
