Barack Obama rushed to Hospital after Michelle finds goat in his closet

Husbands should be aware that unless you live in Iran, 

Iraq or some other like-minded State; 

under no circumstances should you keep that pet goat 

in your closet.   

I'm actually shocked that Barack didn't know this.

Editing Orlando Terrorist's word to conform to Political Correctness

Hitler must be turning over in his grave.  Seems that Obama has figured out a better way to rid the world of something he doesn't like.  Unlike Adolph,  Obama doesn't have to burn books, he just edits the content before they are printed!  Damn we have a great would be Tyrant at the helm!  Isn't Political Correctness just grand!

Obama Legacy: He created 10 million more poor people

Way to go Barack!  

10 million more poor people need to thank their 

lord and savior!