Jerry Springer to moderate first Presidential Debate

After little discussion between the DNC and RNC it has been agreed that the first Presidential Debate of the 2016 General Election will be moderated by none other than the great Jerry Springer.  Towels will also be supplied to both Hillary and Trump because of the excessive mud-slinging expected at what will probably be the most watched presidential debate in history.  It should be noted that the unsavory acts of both sides as been well documented, however there is a entire generation of young millennials who have no knowledge of how Hillary trashed those women who were abused by Bill,  with their lives  destroyed by her vicious attacks.  Maybe her defense of Bill was because of the love she had for her philandering chauvinistic husband or just perhaps it was something much darker.  Could it just be that Hillary realized that her political future was tied to the success of Bubba and that this scorned woman would do anything to protect her grandiose scheme of one day sitting in the Oval Office.  A office where she would have the old carpets replaced with a new stain-resistant fabric that would not reveal the transgressions of the "First Man"!  

At any rate the presidential debates will reveal to many Millennial Bernie Sanders voters a side of both Bill and Hillary they have never seen.  I suspect, these revelations will drive some into the Trump camp.  Of course, the fact that many Bernie supporter believe that the Democratic Primaries have been rigged to assure a Hillary victory will cause many more to jump ship and get on board the Trump Train.  Needless to say, the 2016 Presidential Debates will be interesting and unpredictable.  However, very predictable in one way.  We already know who will be declared the winner by those progressive  elites in the media and it won't be Trump!