Donate to the Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. 

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. 

We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you, 

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee P.S. The Committee has already raised $1.55

Hillary Clinton and Democrats have a Problem with Duck Identification

Last night there was a large explosive device (in short, a bomb) detonated in New York City.  The major of that city, Bill de Blasio, was quick to tell (what he must consider a dumb public) that although this was an intentional act, there was no evidence of terrorism.  Shortly after the explosion Donald Trump declared the explosion was a bomb and the act (although the source is unknown at this time) was an act of terrorism.  Then of course, we heard the same liberal account coming from the media (don't believe your lying eyes, but what we tell you).  Then those in the MSM went on to tell us that Donald Trump jumped the gun and the terrorist only did this because they are losing ground in the Middle East (what did they just admit the act was Islam inspired).  It appears to this observer, that it's the media getting their wires crossed, because the terrorist aren't!  After all if it looks like duck, walks like a duck and quacks like at duck, then it a fricking duck.

For those like Hillary Clinton and those progressives 

around her that seem to have a problem 

with duck identification 

we would strongly recommend 

they consult with the above group!

And don't forget Hillary, 

they also know how to deal with Ducks!

President Trump unable to locate Raqqa, Capital of ISIS

Reporter:  "President Trump, after one day in office can you tell me where the ISIS capital of Raqqa is?"
Trump:  "Nope, but I can tell you where it was!" 

Trump Rally Live 9-16-16 6PM ET Miami,FL

Live Trump Rally   9-16-16  6PM  ET   Miami, FL

Don't worry about Hillary's health, she has two Crutches

For those of you who may be concerned about 

Hillary's health.  

Don't worry about it, she has two crutches.

Original Basket of Deplorables

I bet Hillary would think this Original 

Basket of Deplorables would even smell good.  

Yes, Hillary, if you are a dung beetle!