Trump threatens millions of senators with imminent death

In the latest effort at genocide by President Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, US Senators may face loss of their subsidized health coverage. Mr. Trump ominously tweeted in a manner reminiscent of Hitler, “If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very soon!” 

If Trump makes good on this threat, women and minorities will be hardest hit according to a report by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office. CBO accountant, Fred “Nonpartisan” Phelps commented, “Our figures estimate that if Trump follows through with this extreme proposal, 1.5 million senators will die every minute. That’s 2,160,000,000 senators each day. The first to go will be women and minority Democrats, along with moderate transgender Republicans. The math is positively chilling.” 

Congresswoman Maxine Waters agreed. “What he said,” she said. Glowering darkly over his trademark reading glasses, Senator Chuck Schumer warned, “If the president refuses to make the cost-sharing reduction payments, every expert agrees that premiums will go up and health care will be more expensive for millions of Americans. The president ought to stop playing politics with people’s lives and health care, start leading and finally begin acting presidential.” 

While the Schumer quote sounds as though he were actually concerned for other Americans, researchers at the nonpartisan People’s Cube, America’s most equal and most trusted news source, have found out differently. Through our contacts with anonymous sources and current and former officials, The People’s Cube has acquired the Schumer Translation Device, or STD, which accurately decodes statements by the New York senator. Once run through the STD, we get the actual Schumer quote, “If the president refuses to cave like a good Republican, and cuts off the low insurance rates we legislated for ourselves, every member of my staff agrees that premiums will go up for them and I will actually have to pay for my own health care as if I was one of the little people! This is outrageous! I am a senator! I am your god! 

The president ought to acknowledge our superior status, do as he’s told, and finally begin acting like sniveling Republicans have for decades.” Whatever Schumer meant to say, however, is irrelevant. Leading intellectual senators like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren all agree that if anything other than their agenda becomes law, everybody will die every 15 seconds, and that would be unconscionable. 

Will you join us at the People’s Cube as we stand with our oppressed senators? Should our elected officials really have to obey the laws they lovingly impose on the rest of us? Isn’t it a privilege, yea, a patriotic duty to pay for the health care of our dear elected leaders while we proudly endure doublings and quadruplings of our own health care premiums? Stand up and fight for the privileges of our betters! Stand up and resist the evil of the free market! Stand up and resist affordable health care! Stand up and resist Trump!   Thanks to The People's Cube

Bring Knife to Gun Fight

For those who would bring a knife to a gun fight, 

there is little we can do to increase your IQ.  

We can however recommend the below item, 

although we serious doubt that even a Vulcan Mind Meld 

could penetrate that ignorant shield you have deployed.  

Illegal Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Two Women Had Immigration Detainer Lodged And Ignorned

One of the refrains we hear from those who support illegal aliens is that they are fine with the “good ones” but not the criminal ones. 

In practice, though, the supporters and sanctuary jurisdictions look to protect all illegals. Like this upstanding one (Oregon Live) Federal immigration agents lodged a detainer in December 2016 against the man accused of attacking two women in Northeast Portland this week, officials said. 

When Sergio Jose Martinez was held in the Multnomah County Jail on Dec. 7, 2016, U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement requested local authorities notify the agency prior to releasing him, spokeswoman Virginia Kice said in a statement to The Oregonian/OregonLive on Friday. 

Martinez has been deported 20 times, according to Multnomah County court documents. He has a lengthy criminal record that includes several convictions in Oregon and burglary convictions in other states, according to court documents and the immigration agency. Local authorities released Martinez on Dec. 8, 2016 without notifying immigration authorities, Kice said. Oregon law prohibits public agencies from spending money, using equipment or enlisting personnel to enforce federal immigration law. Martinez would qualify as one of the “bad ones”, wouldn’t you think? 

In this case, ICE was not even asking for a hold, just a heads up for when he would be released so they could come get him. Is it really so burdensome to place a call or send an email? Martinez is accused of sexually assaulting a woman in her Northeast Portland home on Monday morning, then stealing her credit cards and car. Police say he attacked another woman in a parking garage later that day. He is charged with several crimes including first-degree robbery, sex abuse and robbery and second-degree assault. 

These crimes are on the heads of Sheriff Mike Reese and the people who passed the Oregon law. Do they require that personnel, money, and equipment cannot be used to enforce other federal laws, such as kidnapping? No. If interim ICE Director Thomas Homan wants to look to charge people for violations of immigration law, here’s a good place to start. 

There are many statutes broken, and many parts of the statutes, such as in 8 US 1324, that were broken by the jail and the lawmakers who passed the law that disallows cooperation with federal law.   Thanks to Right Wing News

Marxist group disbands because members were too rich, white

A Marxist student group at Swarthmore College disbanded itself earlier this year after realizing that its members were too rich and too white to be real commies. 

According to screenshots confidentially provided to Campus Reform by an individual with access to the group’s private Facebook page, the demise of the Swarthmore Anti-Capitalist Collective (SACC) came in the wake of a farewell letter from a member who had decided the group could never be an effective proponent of “unproblematized anticapitalist politics” due to its “history of abuse, racism, and even classism.” 

“From my understanding SACC disbanded because they realized the makeup and tactics of their group was at odds with their espoused principles,” Swarthmore Conservative Society President Gilbert Guerra told Campus Reform. “Their main support base was middle-upper class white kids who enjoy jogging.” 

The farewell letter corroborates Guerra’s understanding, asserting that “SACC’s fundamental failure” was that “at its formation, it was made up of entirely white, with the exception of one person of color*, students,” and to make matters worse, “not one of [the founding members] are from low-income and/or working class backgrounds.” 

Arguing that “low-income people of color should never be an afterthought in a group whose politics supposedly focus on their liberation,” the author then went on to accuse SACC of having a “history of abuse, racism, and even classism that was never adequately addressed or recognized despite constantly being brought up as an issue.” 

Apparently this isn't the first Marxist group to be ripped apart by the historical necessity of dialectical contradictions, which made their dissolution historically inevitable.  
Thanks to The Peoples Cube

Biology is Not Bigotry – Says Philosopher Who Backs Trump’s Transgender Ban

A philosopher with the Heritage Foundation, Dr. Ryan T. Anderson is coming out with praised for Trump’s stance on transgender in the military. 

As reported in Breitbart, 

Dr. Ryan T. Anderson, author of the forthcoming book When Harry Became Sally: Responding to the Transgender Moment, has noted that people who identify as transgender “suffer a host of mental health and social problems—including anxiety, depression, and substance abuse—at higher rates than the general population.” In an article posted in response to Trump’s tweets on the Heritage Foundation website, Dr. Andersen gives out the statistics surrounding the stability of transgender people. Unfortunately, 41 percent of people who identify as transgender will attempt suicide at some point in their lives, compared to 4.6 percent of the general population. And people who have had transition surgery are 19 times more likely than average to die by suicide. People who identify as transgender suffer a host of mental health and social problems—including anxiety, depression, and substance abuse—at higher rates than the general population. 

Biology isn’t bigotry, and we need a sober and honest assessment of the human costs of getting human nature wrong. He goes on to point out that it was Obama’s administration and policy changes that “ignored the reality that placing individuals who might be at increased risk for suicide or other psychological injury in the most stressful situation imaginable — the battlefield — is reckless.”  Read more.....

McCain blasts Trump's tweet on banning Transfender guitars

President Trump Tweeted today his decision to stop the US government's subsidies of Transfender guitars after consulting with "musical experts," arguing the musicians "must be focused on playing music and cannot be burdened with ass-backward instruments." The President's Tweet also contained an attachment showing what a Transfender guitar looks like. 

White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders later described the move as a "common sense decision," telling a press briefing that Mr. Trump had promised voters to stop government waste and gratuitous social experimentation on the taxpayer's dime. 

Anonymous White House officials have been overheard gossiping about what a tough spot they were putting Democrats in. "This forces Democrats in Rust Belt states like Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin to take complete ownership of this issue," Washington Post reported one of them saying. Another added that it would "be fun to watch some of them have to play the Transfender guitars themselves." 

It turns out they didn't even need Democrats to do it; some high-profile Republicans were happy to. 

Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) blasted President Donald Trump's announcement as "unclear" and "inappropriate" given that a number of government-subsidized studies of Transfender guitars are still ongoing. 

"I do not believe that any new policy decision is appropriate until those studies have spent every government dollar assigned to them, and their findings thoroughly reviewed by the Committee on Transfender Equality and the Congress," McCain said in a statement, adding that The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Musical Instruments had already decided that currently existing Transgender guitars could remain in circulation. 

Today's presidential announcement puts an end to the long-standing government policy to subsidize the design and production of Transfender guitars that would otherwise not survive the competition with the traditional Fender instruments preferred by most musicians. Approved and signed into law by the Obama administration, the subsidies in the amount of up to $8.4 million annually constitute only a tiny percentage of the federal budget, while supporting the need of a small but growing community of Transfender musicians.  
Read more at the People's Cube.