IN THE LARGE METRO AREAS ACROSS THE NATION THERE HAS BEEN A SHARP RISE IN THE SALE OF MACHETES (THE WEAPON OF CHOICE OF OUR LONG-TERM VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH). AS MORE AND MORE GUN STORES IN THE URBAN AREAS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SHUT THEIR DOORS DUE TO REPRESSIVE LAWS GUN LAWS ENACTED BY DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED CITY COUNCILS THESE SAME AREAS HAVE SEEN A SHARP SPIKE IN SHOPS SELLING THE INFAMOUS MACHETE. IT SEEMS THAT CITY LEADERS ARE RELUCTANT TO PASS LAWS RESTRICTING THE SELL AND POSSESSION OF THESE FINE CUTLERY ITEMS FOR FEAR OF ANGERING THEIR LATINO BASE. THE PRESIDENT AND THOSE AROUND HIM HAVE REMAINED SILENT OF THIS ESCALATING PROBLEM AS MEMBERSHIP IN THE NMA (NATIONAL MACHETE ASSOCIATION) IS GROWING AND MURDER BY MACHETE BECOMING COMMONPLACE! LITTLE WONDER THAT TRUMP'S LACK OF EMPATHY TOWARD OUR INTERLOPERS FROM THE SOUTH IS DRAWING SO MUCH SUPPORT FROM NOT JUST REPUBLICANS BUT FROM MANY DEMOCRATS; ALL OF WHICH ARE FED UP WITH THE POLICIES THAT BOTH PARTIES EXHIBITED FOR YEARS.
Some may scoff at the idea of the Machete being considered a serious weapon. Perhaps they have forgotten the massacre of some 500,000 - 1,000,000 Tutsi's by Rwanda's majority Hutu tribe back in 1994 where the Machete was the primary weapon!
