Angry Husband

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt ..45 caliber pistol with an 8 round magazine, and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo." 

Moral of the story---always pack plenty of ammo!

Democratic Voter Registration Drive

IN ANTICIPATION OF EXPECTED LOSSES IN THE 2014 OFF YEAR ELECTIONS, THE DEMOCRATS HAVE LAUNCHED NEW VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVES ACROSS THE NATION.  CONCENTRATING THEIR EFFORTS WHERE THEY WILL FIND THE LEAST PUSH BACK FROM THE LOCAL RESIDENTS.  TENS OF THOUSANDS ARE EAGER TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ANYONE WILLING TO GET THEM TO THE POLLING PLACES.  AFTER ALL, THEY ARE SICK AND TIRED OF LAYING AROUND DOING NOTHING.  IMAGE BY  POLITIFAKE

Just another Blonde Cutie

 DETTA ÄR UTAN ETT TVIVEL EN RÖKNING HETA SVENSKA BABE!

No Politically Incorrect Speech allowed, but Big Lips and Butts are in!

NOW PHIL ROBERTSON KNOWS HOW HOLLYWOOD CONSERVATIVES FEEL.  FORTUNATELY PC "ISM" HAS NOT YET INFECTED FLY-OVER AMERICA.  AND BOTOX INJECTIONS FOR BIGGER LIPS AND BUTTS IS STILL JUST A WEST COAST FAD WITH SOME WANTING TO LOOK LIKE A CERTAIN FAMILY IN WASHINGTON.