Wednesday, December 16, 2015

The Government the Founding Fathers warned us about

If the founding fathers had known what was coming down the pike, a suspect they would have taken drastic actions against the ancestors of these present day politicians. Deportation would have worked for the ones on the left and right, but for the one in the middle.......oops almost forgot, those on his mother's side of the family lived here! 

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Require Muslims to have background checks before buying a Knife

There has been over a 1000% rise in knife attacks by Muslims in Europe, the Middle East and America this year.  It is time that measures be taken to keep these dangerous weapons from the hands of Islamic Terrorist.  There is an old Islamic saying, "put your faith in your knife and your knife in the Infidel"!  Hell just ban the murderous killers from possessing them.  After all they eat with their fingers.   

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Equally Offending Everyone

After posting this I'm waiting for the NAACP, NDC, SPLC, 
and of course the LGBT community to call!

Friday, December 11, 2015

Save Innocent Plants, eat more Bacon

REAL ENVIRONMENTS EAT BACON!
LITTLE WONDER MUSLIM TERRORIST 
ARE SO VIOLENT! 

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Tashfeen Malik given an A+ by State Department Vetting System

 
The Obama Administration has assured the American people that all of the 20.000 Syrian refugees he plans to admit to this country will be thoroughly vetted by the infallible employees of John Kerry's State Department.  Great now I can sleep better at night knowing full well that Obama knows what he is doing!  Isn't Obamaville a great place to live! 

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

"Muslim Lives Matter" founders killed by Racist Police in San Bernardino

In what was obviously a clear case of racial profiling, the two innocent founding members of "Muslim Lives Matter", Syed Farook and his wife Tashfeen Malik were gunned down on the streets of San Bernardino following their peaceful protest at the Inland Regional Center where they had 14 converts.  U.S. Attorney General, Loretta Lynch has announced that the Justice Department will conduct a full investigation.  
Keep your shirt on, just a little bit of satire!