NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. 

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin -- in every vay.

The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can."He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art. 

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: 

"Look at dis Lena ... still in DA CRATE!"

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<div style="text-align: justify;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. </span></b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin -- in every vay.</span></b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can."He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art. </span></b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: </span></b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="font-size: large;">"Look at dis Lena ... still in DA CRATE!"</span></b></div>

THE NATION IS BLESS TO HAVE SUCH A HARD WORKING PRESIDENT AS BARACK OBAMA

THE NATION IS BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH A HARD WORKING PRESIDENT AS BARACK OBAMA.  A LEADER WHO SELDOM TAKES TIME AWAY FROM WASHINGTON FOR SUCH PETTY THINGS AS FUNDRAISERS AND VACATIONS.  A LEADER WHO IS KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ALL EVENTS BECAUSE HE GET THE FACTS ON THE WHITE HOUSE TV.  TRULY A MAN OF THE PEOPLE.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE  

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THE ONLY PERSON IN MEXICO THAT CANNOT CROSS THE BORDER INTO THE U.S.: Sgt. ANDREW TAHMOORESSI

ABOUT THE ONLY PERSON IN MEXICO WHO CANNOT CROSS OUR OPEN BORDERS IS USMC SGT. TAHMOORESSI.  A MAN DETAINED BY CORRUPT MEXICAN BORDER OFFICIALS FOR MAKING WHAT AMOUNTED TO A WRONG TURN.  WONDER IF OBAMA HAS THOUGHT ABOUT TRADING 5 CONVICTED MEXICAN DRUG DEALERS FOR HIM?  IMAGE FROM 90 MILES FROM TYRANNY 

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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://stopobamain2012.net/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixI953BNoiylcM4Ot3LndaNVjhb0GtFFpR5koYaMV_10rG0n_kBofeYV5yWBwuF46gCgUSm__RCCRaVtMbSPAPNjmpf9wXsqx7aqKzDjXqSwtXQn1tmYwp0126i2ogq6PvcP_ISG8aeSJf/s1600/1ninetymileswLuR01ripkmro1_500.jpg" height="640" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b>ABOUT THE ONLY PERSON IN MEXICO WHO CANNOT CROSS OUR OPEN BORDERS IS USMC SGT. TAHMOORESSI.  A MAN DETAINED BY CORRUPT MEXICAN BORDER OFFICIALS FOR MAKING WHAT AMOUNTED TO A WRONG TURN.  WONDER IF OBAMA HAS THOUGHT ABOUT TRADING 5 CONVICTED MEXICAN DRUG DEALERS FOR HIM?  IMAGE FROM <a href="http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">90 MILES FROM TYRANNY</a></b> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;">  <b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;">EMBED CODE</span></b></div>

HOBBY LOBBY FALLOUT

THE LIES COMING FROM THE LEFT IN THE WAKE OF THE HOBBY LOBBY DECISION ARE ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE UNLESS YOU CONSIDER THE SOURCE.  MANY ON THE LEFT HAVE SAID THAT WOMEN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GET BIRTH CONTROL.  HA, HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE CORNER DRUG STORE LATELY.  THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE THOSE 5 WHITE MEN WHO VOTED AGAINST A WOMENS RIGHT TO HAVE FREE BIRTH CONTROL.  SORRY, MEANT TO SAY 4 WHITE MEN AND ONE UNCLE TOM.  CARTOON BY  GLENN FODEN   

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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://stopobamain2012.net/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/CMI-HL-Falling20140709030233.jpg" height="484" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">THE LIES COMING FROM THE LEFT IN THE WAKE OF THE HOBBY LOBBY DECISION ARE ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE UNLESS YOU CONSIDER THE SOURCE.  MANY ON THE LEFT HAVE SAID THAT WOMEN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GET BIRTH CONTROL.  HA, HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE CORNER DRUG STORE LATELY.  THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE THOSE 5 WHITE MEN WHO VOTED AGAINST A WOMENS RIGHT TO HAVE FREE BIRTH CONTROL.  SORRY, MEANT TO SAY 4 WHITE MEN AND ONE UNCLE TOM.  CARTOON BY  <a href="http://townhall.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">GLENN FODEN</a></span></b></span>    <b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></b></div>

WHO IS PAYING THE COST FOR GENOCIDE AGAINST BLACKS IN AMERICA

ONE MUST WONDER WHY THE GOOD FOLKS OVER AT ABORTIONS UNLIMITED PLANNED PARENTHOOD NEED SO MUCH MONEY FROM THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS TO HELP FUND THEIR BUSINESS.  ALSO ONE MUST ASK WHY THEIR SUPPORT COMES PRIMARILY FROM DEMOCRATS WHICH BENEFIT SO MUCH FROM THEIR VOTE AT THE POLLS.  IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS BLACK GENOCIDE WOULD HURT THEM POLITICALLY.  OOPS, FORGET MOST DEAD PEOPLE VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS.  

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THE SHOCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ISLAM AND RADICAL ISLAM

THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF THE PROPHET WILL ALL QUICKLY TELL YOU THAT ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE.  AND IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE INFIDELS THAT FAIL TO BELIEVE THAT, THEY WILL CUT OFF YOUR FRICKING HEAD.  

CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL  

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