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Remains of Harvard Professor found on Mount Kilimanjaro
 
Water Pistols and Cecil the Lion
 
Alien Alliance aka The Final Solution
 
Kingdom of the Delta Smelt 

Trump's Wall will Prevent Looming Environmental Disaster
 
S.H.I.T. vs P.E.T.A.

Democrats call for increased importation of Haitian Guano

Following President Trump's statement on what he referred to as 'sh*thole' countries, Democrats are doubling down and demanding an increase in the importation of Haitian Guano.  Apparently Haiti and other third world sh*tholes are flush with an abundance of floating turds.  A recent comprehensive study at S.H.I.T aka Sam Houston Institute of Technology  has confirmed this.  Democrats, it seems, are following in the footsteps of the infamous Edmond Ruffin, a southern tobacco planter.  A planter who in the early 1800's hundreds was the first to urge the importation of Peruvian Guano.  Something he hoped would replenish the depleted soil of Virginia tobacco fields.  Ruffin expressed this in a popular book of that day---Essays on Calcareous Manures

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It is now quite apparent that following the election of Donald Trump, today's Democrats are desperate to replenish their urban fields with the abundant supply of floating turds from third world sh*tholes.  Some of us knew this, but few dared speak it until now.  Thanks President Trump!   

By Ron Russell

Criminals for Gun Control

It's time for the Criminals in America to have a voice in promoting a safe workplace.  Already many progressive states have restored voting rights to convicted felons.  Now is the time for all honest law-abiding citizens to rally around our oppressed convicts, rapist, robbers, and child molesters to assure they can practice their chosen trade without fear of some gun-totting vigilante taking potshots at him.    

Al Franken gropes the wrong woman

Thanks to Ben Garrison Cartoons

Al, keep your hands off them, they don't belong to you!

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Colin Kaepernick named GQ magazine's citizen of the year

Wannabe football star and Professional American Flag and Anthem hater 

has just be awarded GQ's highest honor.  

Colin is now on the cover of that esteem magazine 

much to the delight of it's 13 readers.

NAACP would Expunge "The Star-Spangled Banner" just as they did "Dixie"

The fore-runners of a racist free USA, are calling for the removal of "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the National Anthem.  The California Chapter of the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of the Communist Party Colored People) is now supporting striking Francis Scott Key's National Anthem from all events and eventually from history itself.  Apparently, a few in the NAACP have finally read the full lyrics of the "Star-Spangled Banner" and deemed some few lines to be racist.  Additionally, they have noted that Francis Scott Key, himself, was a slave owner, in the then slave state of Maryland and also a supporter of the hated Andrew Jackson.  Moreover, Key was and anti-abolitionist and a member of the "American Colonization Society.  An organization that would send freed black men back to Africa.   

FRANCIS SCOTT KEY MONUMENT IN GOLDEN GATE PARK, SAN FRANCISCO

As of this time, the astute members of the NAACP have yet to figure out that a monument of the hated racist Francis Scott Key stands near that most sacred of all progressive bastions, San Francisco.

Perhaps the above anthem would be more to the liking of the NAACP and their lemming-like followers!!!
Cross-posted at Trump Land  

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Reports are coming out that Texas Church shooter was a recent Convert to Islam

I can't vouch to the validity of this story, but some sources have announced that the Texas Church shooter was a recent convert to Islam.  Kelly is a 29 year old ex member of the U.S. Airforce whose manifesto is making the rounds on the internet.  You can read the full story of The Texas Church Shooter here!   Again, I don't know is this story in true or not, but is being reported at numerous sites across the net.  On a personal note: he does fit the image I have of what a Muslim convert would look like.  Also, this is the same date as the Fort Hood shootings took place some years ago. 

Answer to Politically Correct Immigration: Extreme Vetting

Political correctness is a modern American scourge. Even in the face of mass murder, pearl clutching Leftists such as Chuck Schumer feel compelled to lecture us about the virtues and necessity of allowing into our country an endless chain of young Muslim men. They mostly originate from troubled, war-torn countries. Common sense suggests we should at least carefully check out those who may be determined to come to America to commit acts of terrorism, but the politically correct are more concerned with virtue signaling. They can’t even bring themselves to call the murderers “Muslim,” because they’re so afraid of being called “Islamophobic.” Jake Tapper even called the cry, “Allahu Akbar” a beautiful phrase, even though it’s often uttered by Muslim terrorists as they commit their heinous acts. Apparently Islam is above criticism now. Obama (probably a Muslim himself) began forcing it upon our country and now we increasingly need to change American culture to favor the religion of Muhammad. Muslims will soon outnumber Jews in this country. Will Sharia Law replace the Constitution? If that happens, we may as well toss a burka over the Statue of Liberty. Political correctness is also responsible for our statues being torn down and patriots being labeled “nationalists.”

Political Correctness American Style

Political Correctness: I hate the idea that some normal person can tell a joke on Twitter and have his life destroyed for it by the liberal fun police. I think it’s disgusting to see that liberals have embraced fascism to such an extent that they can’t tolerate a contrary idea on their college campus. It’s like the whole country is in a relationship with someone who has borderline personality disorder. Everyone’s walking on eggshells because some buttercup might get horribly upset at, well….just about anything. Whatever happened to the idea that if some ordinary thing triggers you, YOU have the problem and it’s something YOU need to work on? Oh, yeah, liberals happened to it. 

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Empty Barrel or just a few cards short of a full deck

I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for a president to call and give the nation’s respects to a grieving family who lost a loved one in a military action. Rep. Frederica Wilson, a Democrat from Florida, used the condolence call as another way to viciously attack President Trump. Not only was her loud complaint vulgar and tacky, Wilson then compounded the error by proclaiming herself as a ‘rock star,’ due to the attention she received. Frederica is costumed in a “look at me” manner. She regularly appears in gaudy cowboy hats and loud rodeo outfits festooned with big flowers. She is all hat and NO cattle. Frederica Wilson represents one of the Nation’s poorest and least educated districts. Florida District 24 ranks 408th poorest out of 435 districts on America. Frederica needs to focus on home instead of Trump. It is said that empty barrels make the most noise and so I drew Frederica as such. The Democrats like to twist whatever the president says in order to call him ‘racist’ and other disparaging words. They want him impeached. This time the noise seems designed to distract attention away from issues such as the Uranium One deal involving Hillary and Obama, who engaged in traitorous acts of bribery with Russia. Ben Garrison Cartoons


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Steps to creating a Socialist State

Damn, this could have been written by the National Democratic Party!  

Or the Fascist party of Nazi Germany in the 1930's! 

Clinton Bookends: Useless as Tits on a Boar Hog

The Clintons love making money by gaming the system. They use their political connections to sell out America for profit. The Clintons amassed a $240 million fortune according to Forbes. By doing what? What business did they have? Their business was to rip off America. The truth is finally coming out about one of their many schemes. The real Russian connection is with the Clintons, who sold Uranium to Russia to enrich their own pockets. Let’s pray that justice finally comes knocking. History needs to slam the book shut on Hill and Bill.

Thanks to Ben Garrison Cartoons

MSM: OMG, "Trump Misspelled a word on Twitter"

Cartoon by Tony Branco

Ever noticed that those in the MSM seldom if ever report good stories on President Trump.  They will always find something negative to say about anything---even his spelling on twitter.  Liberals are like that.  I have a number of conservative political blogs and occasionally I have a progressive interloper who will invariably point out a grammatical error rather than dealing with the content of the article.  Either that or calling me a racist.  Hell, they just can't help themselves.     

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Illegal Alien Gang Members Killed A Young Woman In The ‘Sanctuary State’ Of Maryland

CROWNSVILLE, MD (The San Diego Union-Tribune) – All five people charged in the brutal death of an Annapolis woman last month are wanted by immigration officials because they may have entered the country without documentation. 

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials have detainer requests for the four men and one woman. All five have been charged with murder and other offenses in the death of Jenni B. Rivera Lopez, 21, of Annapolis, who was killed and buried in a grave hidden in Crownsville last month. Four — Francisco Ramirez-Pena, Ronald Adonay Mendez-Sosa, Brenda Yaneth Argueta and Ervin N. Arrue-Figuero — are El Salvadoran citizens in the United States without documentation. The fifth, Darvin Estuard Guerra-Zacarias, is from Mexico and also is apparently in the country without documentation.

Ramirez-Pena, who police said supplied the weapon used to kill Rivera Lopez, has been wanted by federal officials since 2013, when an immigration judge issued a final order for his deportation. ICE spokeswoman Carrisa Cutrell said the judge issued a final order of removal for Ramirez-Pena in May 2013 after he failed to appear for a deportation hearing. A final order typically comes with a ban on returning to the United States for a period of years. He appealed and, in April 2014, an immigration judge issued a voluntary departure order, allowing Ramirez-Pena a path back into the United States at a later date.

“Mr. Ramirez-Pena, however, did not depart the country and is now subject to a final order of removal,” Cutrell wrote in an email.  Read more.....  

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Why do sex offenders feel at home in Tensil Town?

What is it about Hollywood that that sexual predatory?  

Could it just be that "anything goes mindset" of Tinsel Town elites! 

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'Trumping the NFL'

The NFL needs its fans a lot more than the fans need the NFL.

Commissioner Roger Goodell is just starting to figure this out as the decline in attendance and TV viewers continue to wane. 

“Dilbert” cartoonist Scott Adams called it right. President Trump can’t lose this debate because “gravity is on his side.” 

After Trump denounced the kneelers, more kneelers came out to virtue signal merely to ‘resist’ the president, thus enraging their fans even more. Too many players went full-SJW mode, apparently not caring that most of their fans do not support socialism, the Antifa or Black Lives Matter. They simply want to watch a football game and be entertained while suspending disbelief long enough to pretend that their support of their team somehow ties them in tribally with that team. 

The kneelers shattered that illusion. Many fans began to realize they had nothing in common whatsoever with most of the spoiled millionaire players who continue to publicly display contempt for their country, their flag and their fans. (Now ex-fans) Why support players who hate you?
Thanks to Ben Garrison Cartoons 


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Was Stephen Paddock, The Vegas Shooter, A Patsy?

I ask this as a legitimate question because several things don’t seem to quite add up. However, the one thing that needs to be asked is, if true, who was Stephen Paddock a patsy for in an attack that left at least 58 dead and more than 500 wounded, making it the deadliest mass shooting in American history? 

First, let’s review some of the reports we’ve received. 

We have been told that police have cleared Paddock’s girlfriend, Marilou Danley, in the shooting, claiming that she is out of the country, but would not say where. 

How are we to believe that she is cleared? They spoke to her on the phone for goodness sakes! 

We know the FBI, who have allegedly been investigating Russian involvement in America’s elections for months and Donald Trump on top of that, has been assisting in the case and can’t seem to clear anyone on any of that in the short amount of time this clearing of Ms. Danley could be accomplished. 

Even though she has been cleared, investigators still want to speak to her when she returns, according to the Reno-Gazette-Journal. She’s apparently in the Philippines, according to a friend. 

It’s convenient that a woman that has allegedly been living with Mr. Paddock in her house and drive her cars was out of the country when this took place, and that investigators are willing to clear her based on phone conversation. 

The Daily Mail reports, “Records show that Danley and Paddock lived together in a three-year-old, two-bedroom home on Babbling Brook Court in the tiny desert community of Mesquite, which is 80 miles north east of Las Vegas near the Arizona state border. Record show the property cost $396,000 (£297,554).” 

Even more interesting is that the Reno-Gazette-Journal reported:  Read more......

Replace Anthem at NFL games and let 'em kneel

In the light of the developing anthem-kneeling controversy I have a modest proposal. It would be difficult to kneel and remain motionless during this song, and even if some of the NFL players still do, they would be kneeling before this awesomeness. Kudos to the author and singer Henry Davis!  Thanks to The People's Cube

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NFL Teams should be renamed so as to reflect their Political Correctness

I was a big Dallas Cowboys football fan when I was growing up. Probably because they were my Dad’s favorite team. When he decided to move our family back to Texas, I watched the Cowboys play every Sunday. I knew the names of all the players. Dad took me and my younger brother to a playoff game at Texas Stadium. He could only afford end zone seats, but we were thrilled just to be there. Roger Staubach tossed a long TD pass to Drew Pearson and he scored right in front of us. Dallas beat the Rams that day and I’ll never forget watching my favorite players in person. There were larger than life heroes to me. 

The illusion of heroic NFL players has now been shattered. The spell has been broken. Sure, some good ones are still playing, but most strike me as rich, entitled showboating brats who take their fans and their country for granted. Last weekend was the final straw. I’m now boycotting the NFL. 

The lefties that run Hollywood infused our movies with tiresome, rote political correctness. The left took over education and taught kids to obey big government while dumbing them down and telling them lies about US history. Feelings became more important than reason in colleges. The left controlled the mainstream media and the news narrative. Everything was increasingly slanted toward globalism and socialism. Not content with that, the left also attacked the NFL. 

Football had to be controlled. Political correctness had to be injected into the sport. After all, strong men were showing too much assertiveness and aggression. Suddenly concussions became a worry. Rules proliferated. Players began wearing pink. Then the players began putting their emasculated weakness and ignorance on display by kneeling in front of our flag.  Thanks to Ben Garrison Cartoons 

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