Showing posts with label trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trump. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Rachel Maddow accuses Trump of stranding Castaways on Gillian's Island

Following the release of a political bombshell dud, where MSNBC's Rachel Maddow in an attempt to discredit President Trump by exposing several pages of his 2005 tax returns;  returns that actually only showed the billionaire payed a higher tax rate than both Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama, Rachel and her alt-left fellow travelers over a MSNBC have now set their sights on the plight of the Castaways on Gillian's Island.  Apparent since Donald has been in office there has been no attempt by the president or his intelligence agencies to trace the distress calls coming from those long lost souls on that distant pacific island.  Thus, confirming the progressive image of the  money-grubbing, heartless man that now sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.  Additionally, it has been learned that both Senate and House minority committee chairman are calling for the appointment of a Special Prosecutor  to investigate charges that before assuming office citizen Donald Trump was responsible for stranding Gillian, the Professor, Maryanne and others on the remote and uncharted island in order to have a top-rated TV show. 

Monday, March 13, 2017

President Trump's ingenious Strategy for destroying the ISIS Caliphate

Today, President Trump signed an executive order mandating that members of ISIS signup for Obamacare at their local Mosque.  Trump noted that this was a quick and easy step for the total destruction of the Islamic Caliphate in both Syria and Iraq.  But before the ink had dried on Trump's latest Order Democrats in congress are already demanding that the President resend the order.  Calling it 'cruel and unusual punishment' while comparing it to waterboarding.  They have further declared that should Trump continue down this road they will file charges at the International Court in The Hague condemning him for human rights violations.  When asked about these breaking events Trump reportedly declared, "Hell waterboarding is too good for these Islamic killers.  I'm making them get Obamacare."

Friday, February 24, 2017

Commie Flags, Mexican Flags and Che T-shirts all trademarks of Democrat Rallies

Have you ever noticed there seems to be an abundance of Red Flags, Mexican Flags and Che t-shirts at most Democrat rallies.  But then there is often a sprinkling of Old Glory, often under foot or on fire.  Funny, but I never, I mean never have seen anyone burning the flag that bears the Hawk and Snake of Mexico.  You would think with the new red scare being promoted by the Democrats because of President Trump's alleged collusion with the Russians would have those in the progressive socialist party aka Democrats mothball that red rag that bears the hammer and sickle until their "the Trump loves Russia fairy tale" has run it coarse.  Then once again they can proudly join hands with their comrades and socialist brothers fighting the evils of capitalism.  


On a related note, I've included an image of the Mexican flag being burned. Something you will never see from our biased media.  American flag burning is a common occurrence at many leftest events, just as it is on the streets of Tehran in the Islamic Republic of Iran and in Gaza and the West Bank.  Not that I condone such a action.  I respect the flags of other nations and certainly that of our neighbor to the south.  I only wish our country would apply the same immigration measures their country requires of it's visitors.  I spent many years living south of Mexico City and for the most part found those Mexicans living their to be decent and honorable people.  In fact, I once had a friend from south of the border come and spend a month at my home in Mississippi.  Tony Chavez, was a fine old gentleman and has since passed.  I love the country of Mexico and it's people, but only wish those coming into our nation would give us the courtesy of obeying our laws, just as I obeyed theirs when I lived there.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Old Mexican man thanks Trump for the return of his prodigal son to Mexico

Finally this old Mexican can die in peace, now that President Trump has sent his long lost Prodigal son home to Mexico.  And to think, some are claiming Donald Trump will be breaking up families with his immigration polices.

 

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Obama bombs Middle East Snowflakes silent, Trump blocks Middle East Immigration Snowflakes protest

Damn they are not even teaching snowflakes 
to think at Berkeley or NYU.  
Little wonder they have a hard time getting a job at Burger King!

Thursday, February 2, 2017

President Trump cancels Obama's deal with Australia to accept 1616 detainees now held in offshore camps


Before former President Obama left office he made a deal with the government of Australian PM Malcolm Turnbill to accept some 1616 detainees now held on the offshore islands of Manus and Nauru.  Held there, because they pose a possible danger if admitted into the Australian general population.  However, our ex-president in his infinite wisdom would have allowed these detainees deemed unsuitable by Australian authorities into our nation.  Needless to say, President Donald Trump put an end to this Obama madness by refusing to take in these detainees who numbers almost certainly contain some with anti-American views or have wrapped themselves in the banner of Islamic extremism.  Trump in a recent phone call to the Australian PM informed him the deal was cancelled.  This, of course, brought about criticism from those in the media who accused Trump of being undiplomatic to the Australian leader.  The truth about that recent phone call between the two leaders is that both men are looking out for the welfare of their own people.  Neither leader wants these detainees set loose in their nation.  So I ask, what did Trump do wrong?  

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Border Patrol getting new Marching Orders from President Trump

Just today, President Trump will be issuing 
new marching orders 
to the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol.  
Catch and release will no longer be allowed 
as well as other former Obama policies 
that has allowed millions of unwanted, unneeded 
and even criminal elements from Mexico and 
central America to flood into our country.  
There is a new sheriff in town.  
Times have changed.  
Criminal illegal interlopers in America 
will be tracked down brought to justice or deported 
to their country of origin. 

Monday, January 23, 2017

Trump's Inaugural speech hated by Democrats and Republicans, loved by Americans

Trump's inauguration speech 
was disliked not just by Democrats, but by Republicans.  A clear indication he was saying something right.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Russians Nuke San Francisco, President Trump gives them coordinates for Chicago

A lot has been said about President Trump  
playing fast and loose with our nukes.  
Of course, nothing could be farther from the truth.  
But in keeping with that liberal lunacy  
I created the above satirical meme. 

Saturday, January 14, 2017

La La Land see Cow Farts and SUV emissions as a bigger threat than Nukes

Up until the last few months, that is before Hillary's loss to Trump, the Obama administration took little notice of the nuclear threat coming from both Russia and China.  They insisted that the biggest danger to our fragile environment was those terrible emissions coming from cow farts and those disgusting SUV exhaust pipes---many of which have two.  They  saw the possibility of a nuclear exchange between major powers as only a remote threat.  The real danger to the world's environment came from man-made emissions---granted it would perhaps take hundreds of years for the oceans to rise a single inch, but that was the clear and present danger.  However since the Trump victory in November they suddenly see the dangers of Russia.  Not only their hacking, but even their arsenal of nuclear weapons.  But then, is it really Russia they fear or is it Trump.

Trump's smackdown of Acosta not unlike Gladiator's arena victories


If nothing else Donald Trump has made the news 
coming from Trump Tower 
and very soon the White House entertaining.  
Hell, Hollywood should be flocking to his banner---
are they afraid he will out perform them?

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Jim Acosta CNN Trump Smackdown

During his most recent news conference 
Donald Trump showed that he will in no way tolerate 
the disrespect and lies directed at him by some in the media.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Foul Water in Flint, Michigan and Imported Cars from Mexico


During the recent election one of Donald Trump's favorite saying's was:

"REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN CARS 
WERE MADE IN FLINT 
AND YOU COULDN'T DRINK 
THE WATER IN MEXICO.  
NOW IT'S YOU CAN'T DRINK THE WATER IN FLINT, MI
AND CARS ARE MADE IN MEXICO".  

This pretty well sums up the reason for his victory.

We can thank President Clinton's NAFTA 
for auto manufacturing moving to Mexico 
and the corruption within 
the Democrat's control of Flint, Michigan's 
local government for that city's foul drinking water.  
Trump got it right and won the presidency.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Obama accuses Trump of being too Cozy with Putin while making Cuba and Iran his BFF's


Our current President, Barack Obama, (but not for much longer) has a bad case of "the pot calling the kettle black".  While he accuses Trump of being too close with Russian President Putin, he embraces both Cuba and Iran.  Also, during his final days in office he exposes his dark antisemitic side, by failing to take a stance in the Security Council on a resolution that in effect makes it illegal for Israelis to live in Jerusalem.  Yes, if you read the fine print in this latest UN resolution it is true.  Thank god, this Jew-hater has less than one month in office.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Trump wants bigger and better Nukes because of increasing strategic threats from China and Russia


Because both Russia and China are upgrading 
their strategic Nuclear capabilities, 
president elect Trump has indicated he will 
improve and strengthen our Nuclear Forces.  
Follow below link for more on this story.  

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Mind Control Rays of Donald J Trump

Ever wondered why Donald Trump had so many rallies?  
The secret is out---
they gave him the opportunity to go eye-ball to eye-ball 
with millions, 
assuring their vote in the recent election.  
Mind control is a terrible thing to waste.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Trump to keep GITMO open and increase membership

In his last few days in office, president Obama is further reducing the number of terrorist there.  He has scheduled the release of another 17 or so, of the worse.  This we leave about 41 dangerous terrorist there when Trump becomes president.  Sources inside, Trump circles have indicated that Donald will order that most of the terrorist caught in the future on battlefields and goat pens around the world will be sent to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO).  There they will be given an adequate supply of water to quench there thirst, before being given access to lawyers who will only offer water and cigarettes for their silence. 

Monday, December 5, 2016

Playing Dominoes Trump Style

I for one will really enjoy and even cheer 
as Barack's Dominoes fall one after another.  
Most of his so-called legacy was done entirely 
in the White House by executive order 
and without the consent of Congress.  
That's why they can be swept away
 with the mere stroke of a pen---
wonder if "The Donald" will get writer's cramp!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Black Demorats who accuse all Trump voters of being Racist

In all probability these blacks never voted and never will.  Actually the things most important in their pitiful lives are chicken wings, malt liquor, pussy, and of course crack cocaine.  Just the way it is, in the Democrat Ghetto.  Democrat leaders made it that way and it will remain that way just as long as they maintain power in the urban centers across the country.  Hell Donald Trump is offering them something they actually hate---jobs.  To many in the ghetto, the word hated even more than the "N" word is that terrible most dreaded "W" word---Work!