Friday, April 28, 2017

!0 Things you can trust more than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water 

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign 

A fart when I have diarrhea 

An elevator ride with Ray Rice 

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby 

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran 

A Palestinian on a motorcycle 

Gas station Sushi 

Brian Williams news reports 

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Monday, April 24, 2017

Bernie Sanders tells university 'Snowflakes' to let Conservatives speak on campus

Who would have thought.  The socialist, Bernie Sanders, is telling those campus radicals who shout down conservative speakers and even engage in acts of violence to let those who oppose their positions speak.  There is still hope for the progressive movement.  Free speech is the foundation of our democracy, and it's quite refreshing to see one of the statue of Bernie stand up for the First Amendment.  Oh, and by the way, liberal Bill Maher agrees with him. 

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

United Airlines bumps armed Koran-thumping jihadi off Plane

Stewardesses on United Airlines flight tackled today an unidentified long-bearded man wearing a thick vest filled with plastique and ball bearings, shouting in Arabic, who insisted on spreading out his prayer rug in the pilot's cabin while the plane flew over Manhattan.

They dragged him out of the first class cabin feet first, his hands tied behind him. The man was yelling incoherent slurs about infidels, repeatedly screamed "allahu akbar," insisted on his right to have sex with 9-year old children, and threatened the stewardesses with the revenge of a prophet with a scimitar. "May all your infidels fall out of the skies," he shouted as he was thrown headfirst down the staircase to the tarmac.

Spokesmen from CAIR, the COUNCIL ON ISLAMIC RELATIONS, rushed to the scene and threatened to sue United Airlines and the United States.  Read more.....

Trump's Armed forces going after ISIS

Morale among the men and women of America's Armed Forces is now higher with Donald Trump as the Commander-in-Chief, than at anytime during the 8 years of Barack Hussein Obama.  Obama may have sent a few drones at ISIS, but when it came to those Persian bastards he gave them the fricking store.  Donald Trump has no love for ISIS or a closet case of love for the Iranians.  One can't say that about our now former president.  Personally, I think that bastard and he was just that, would have been on the wrong side of the Pass at Thermopylae.  He most certainly would not have stood with the Spartans. 

ISIS gets Mother's Day Card from Trump

All I can say, is make the bombs bigger!