Facebook User Overdoses On Her Own Moral Superiority After a Night of Binge Posting

Chrissy Allgood, an avid Facebook user, was rushed to an area hospital this morning after succumbing to toxic levels of her own moral superiority during a Facebook posting bender that lasted nearly 12 hours. 

Miss Allgood began posting on her Facebook account on Thursday afternoon and by the early evening had received so many ‘likes’ and ‘comments’ that she couldn’t stop herself. She tirelessly worked into the evening and by the midnight hour had accrued more than 3,000 posts and re-posts in support of illegal immigrants, gays, lesbians, transgenders, cancer survivors, Muslims and many other disenfranchised groups that didn’t include white male Christians. Around 1 A.M an unidentified friend who was staying at the house noticed something wasn’t right with Chrissy. “She started to sweat then shake and then this light hovered above her and she just collapsed.” 

A spokesperson for the hospital says that “Chrissy is doing fine and should be released soon. We look forward to releasing this wonderful human being so that she can get back to her Facebook account and continue her fight for justice.”

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Media Madness

Does anyone else believe that the vast majority of the media is little more than an arm of the Democrats and the progressive agenda?  I wonder if those reporters that carry water for Democrats are even aware of their obvious bias.  I suspect they are so wrapped up in what is their  ideology, they are incapable of seeing the truth. They hide behind the First Amendment, while their actions undermine the very meaning of what the founders intended.  Thanks to Polifake ´for the above images.

Man Suspected Of Murdering Two Doctors Is African ‘Refugee’ With Criminal Record

BOSTON, MA (The Sentinel & Enterprise) – There is a good chance that the two well respected doctors viciously murdered in their South Boston condo would be alive today if Bampumim Teixeira, the alleged killer, had been deported. 

But he wasn’t. Instead the immigrant who was born in Guinea-Bissau, a small, impoverished nation on the west coast of Africa, and who grew up on Cape Verde, was given a pass. 

 In the United States as a green card holder, Teixeira was allowed to plea bargain down two unarmed bank robbery charges that allowed him to keep his green card and avoid deportation, according to the Boston Herald and other sources. A green card allows an immigrant to live and work in the U.S., and Teixeira had one since 2010. 

The plea bargain arrangement was worked out by the defense and prosecutors from the Office of Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel F. Conley and accepted by Boston Municipal Court Judge Lisa Anne Grant. It allowed Teixeira in 2016 to serve 364 days, which was one day short of the minimum that would have possibly led to his deportation. In a haunting development of unintended consequences, however, Conley is now in charge of investigating and prosecuting Teixeira, the man he allowed to walk the streets of Boston and allegedly commit the savage murders of Drs. Richard Field, 49, and Lina Bolanos, 38.  More.....

Zombiephobic Republicans would deprive the dead of their voting rights

Washington DC - An insider source close to our insider source has informed his anonymous source at the Washington Post that 300 confidential insiders inside the White House are the unidentified anonymous sources who overheard the president's call to issue voter ID cards to citizens who can prove they are still alive at the date of issuance. 

These voting ID cards will renew on the birthdate of the still-breathing. The purpose of the voter IDs is to limit the votes of every now-Democrat non-breather to only four voting districts that have no buttons on voting machines that can count Republican votes. A voting supervisor in Chicago's South Side explained, as he pointed to faded Obama Hope & Change posters arrayed around us: "We don't think that Republicans can provide a good reason why they should breathe."  More....

Breaking News: Former President Obama had massive 50 ton door removed at NORAD bunker in Cheyenne Mountain

Just revealed government documents show that the Obama administration had the massive 50 ton (100,000lb) door at the NORAD bunker deep inside Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado removed.  Citing it was no longer necessary because of easing tensions between the United States and Russia due to the work of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her unique 'Reset Button'.  Additionally, the secret documents showed the huge door could be sold at auction for an estimated $5 million.  Money that was needed by the military at that time to institute racial and sexual awareness programs at the nations three military academies.  However, much to the dismay of Obama and those in his inner circles, the door only fetched a measly $100,000 at the government auction.  Additionally, to add insult to injury it was purchased by the one remaining Gun Store in the San Francisco Bay area, "Sams, 'Shoot a Liberal on Demand' Gun Emporium"!  It is being reported that when President Trump learned the door vital to our national defense had been sold by the previous administration, he was outraged and was going to build 'The Mother of all Doors' at the Cheyenne Mountain complex.

FBI Director James Comey, fired by Donald Trump -- Hows do you say 'draining the swamp'

During the past year both Democrats and Republicans had called for the FBI Director to resign or be fired.  Now that President Trump has made that decision, those in the Democratic party are throwing up their hands and screaming foul.  Let's face it, the only action President Trump could take that would meet with the approval of those on the left side of the aisle would be to tender his resignation.