Trump declares Mud Puddle not to be Navigable Waterway, reversing Obama EPA ruling

The draconian action of Obama's EPA declaring every mud puddle and stock pond in the United States to be navigable waterways so they could all come under the control of those bureaucrats in Washington (nothing more than a naked power grab) has been reversed by the mere stroke of President Trump's pen on an executive order.

McDonald's to use over 100 Food-serving Robots at Franchises across the country.

Sources are telling us that construction on a factory just outside Fort Worth, TX has begun.  The factory, once complete will manufacture robots specifically designed for the food serving industry.  Later, plan are underway for a second generation of more advanced robots to be used as migrant farm workers.  These highly dependable low maintenance will be consigned to jobs doing work that Americans don't want to do.  Already migrant worker organizations are gearing up to fight the production of these "Brave new world" mindless machines.  Claiming them to be little more than modern day slaves sold by greedy slave-traders to present day plantation owners.  Plantations where they will subject to the whims of latter day Simon Legree's.  Overseer's that will have them toiling in the fields from sunrise to sunrise.  And given only one short break to be lubed and re-charged by their task masters.  Those in the Trump administration have indicated these machines have the complete support of the President.  It is estimated that once these new uncomplaining robots join the workforce, than some 5 million illegal aliens in this country will return south in search of employment.  Needless to say, Democrats, especially those in California are up in arms at prospect of losing millions in their voter base to these mindless creatures.  As for mindless creatures, one would think they are use to that.   

Former President Obama should go down with the Obamacare Plane, Trump should get the Parachute

The Democrats along with their fellow travelers in the media will try to place the failure of the ACA aka Obamacare squarely on Donald Trump.  I know that's a crock, 

but just the way these two operate.  

After all they are conjoined at the hip!  

Hell those in the media might as well go down 

to their local voting precinct and registrar as Democrats.  

Oops forgot.  They already have!

Fake News is nothing more than bits of truth sprinkled on a lie to make it believable

Fake news is little more than tidbits of truth sprinkled on a lie to make it believable.  The media has always known that a big lie sales.  They are fully aware of the old Winston Churchill quote that. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on".  When it serves their purpose those at most major news outlets seek to make their agenda acceptable to the public by wrapping it with pretty ribbons and paper.  Ribbons and paper that hide the big lie they are attempting to force on the people.  A lie they actually believe to be true.  A lie that fits the narrative they are promoting.  The news media in this nation operating behind the protection afforded them by the First Amendment have become the purveyors of half-truths, lies and platitudes.  They are in fact the authors of Fake News.  And Donald Trump as well as millions of Americans has finally seen them for what they really are:  

LIARS WHO ARE, EFFECTIVELY EDITING WHAT YOU SEE AND HEAR IN ORDER TO ADVANCE THEIR AGENDA OF WHAT THEY THINK AMERICA SHOULD BE.  TRUTHFULLY REPORTING THE NEWS HAS NO PLACE IN THEIR WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO MAJOR ISSUES.  AFTER ALL, THEY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THIS NATION, AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS TO THEM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY IGNORANT AND ILL INFORMED.  SO IT FALLS ON THOSE AT THE NEWS OUTLETS LIKE CNN, MSNBC TO ENLIGHTEN THE DUMMIES THAT ELECTED DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT.  

Do Democrats support importing Syrian Terrorist to help reduce violence in that War-torn Nation

A certain unnamed Democrat is supporting a move that would seek out those disenfranchised down-trodden Syrian Terrorist who are simply a product of cruel parenting and extreme poverty and set them on path toward the welcoming arms symbolized by Lady Liberty.  The thinking behind this seemingly radical idea, is that when these young men see the wonders of America they would never again take up arms.  Would someone pass along to that unnamed Democrat my phone number so I can tell him of the great ocean front property I have for sale in Arizona.

CNN's unimpeachable Anonymous News Source on Trump's Russian connection revealed

Executives at CNN are scrambling in a vain attempt to minimize the damage caused by the revelation that Don Lemon's parrot is the anonymous source behind the many reports of Trump's Russian connection.  At this time Lemon's silence is deafening as the Stool Pigeon Parrot spills the beans while claiming that Lemon reneged on his promise of an unlimited cracker supply.  And I ain't talking about White People, although with Lemon you never know.