Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Trumped pooped in the Saudi Sandbox

After years of having unbelievable influence over those people we elected to serve us, the Saudi's and others living in that huge Arab sandbox must face the stark reality they can no longer pull the strings of the President and those around him.  Of course, they will offer up lavish gifts and great sums of money (old habits are hard to break) in a attempt to buy influence, but alas there is a new sheriff in town---Donald Trump!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Trump will make people work for their government Benefits

After almost 8 years of having the federal government 
pass out benefits to almost every Tom, Dick and Harry 
who came down the Pike with a out-stretched hand, 
some Americans are now in fear that Donald Trump 
will put them to work earning those benefits.  
However, being a compassionate individual, 
Donald Trump has ordered that free tissue (crying pads) 
be provided to all those in need.  
The largest demand for this tear paper 
is expected to come from the sprawling 
metropolitan centers 
across the nation and from 
American Universities!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Canada: Safe Space for Hollywood Cry Babies and future Draft Dodgers

Many Hollywood celebrities have boldly proclaimed 
they would exit the country and move to Canada 
should Donald Trump be elected President.  
Just like liberal campus cry-babies, 
they are seeking that Safe Space   
where they can shield themselves from those 
knuckle-dragging troglodytes who dare voice their opinions 
or visit a polling place 
where their megaphone is suddenly as large as theirs. 

Trump's Oval Office Desk

Sorry Barack, but all good things must come to an end!  
There's a new Sheriff in town.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Ultimate fate of Deplorables if Hillary wins Election

IS THIS THE ULTIMATE FATE 
OF DEPLORABLES 
SHOULD HILLARY WIN THE ELECTION?
NOT AS LONG AS THEY HAVE GUNS!