Tuesday, April 21, 2015

BUNNY RANCH: Hookers 4 Hillary

THE HOOKERS FROM BUNNY RANCH CERTAINLY KNOW WHAT SIDE THEIR BUNS ARE BUTTERED ON AND KNOW HOW TO SCREW PEOPLE FOR THEIR MONEY.  HOOKERS ACROSS THE NATION ARE GETTING BEHIND HILLARY AND 
KNEELING BEFORE BILL.
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Billary Clinton for President

ELECT BILLARY CLINTON AND GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!!!!
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Hillary Clinton is Handicapped

RECENTLY ON A CAMPAIGN SWING THROUGH IOWA, HILLARY CLINTON RECEIVED A GREAT DEAL OF CRITICISM FOR ALLOWING HER VAN TO BE PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT.  THIS WAS A TOTALLY UNFAIR ATTACK BY HER POLITICAL ENEMIES.  AFTER ALL THE FORMER FIRST LADY AND SECRETARY OF STATE IS DEFINITELY HANDICAPPED!
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Attack of the Killer Spotted Owls


SPOTTED OWL ATTACK ON DEFENSELESS FIELD MOUSE
AS THE YEAR 2040 DRAWS NEAR MARKING THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF THE SPOTTED OWL BEING PLACED ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST THE NUMBERS OF THIS SMALL PREDATOR HAVE SOARED TO ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS.  BIOLOGIST ARE NOW ESTIMATING THERE ARE OVER 500,000,000 IN THE NORTHWESTERN STATES ALONE.  THE OWLS, IT SEEMS HAVE DEPLETED THEIR FOOD SOURCE IN THE RURAL AREAS  AND ARE NOW MOVING INTO THE CONGESTED URBAN AREAS IN SEARCH OF A MEAL.  APPARENTLY THE WHOLE ECO-SYSTEM HAS BEEN UPSET WITH FIELD MICE, SMALL BIRDS, SNAKES AND OTHER SMALL ANIMALS BECOMING VIRTUALLY EXTINCT.  HOWEVER, EVEN FACED WITH THIS LOOMING DISASTER, RADICAL WEST COAST ENVIRONMENTALIST GROUPS ARE STILL OPPOSING ANY EFFORT TO CONTROL THE SPOTTED OWL PLAGUE.  APPARENTLY JUST AS THE TINY DELTA SMELT SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED THE SPRAWLING FARMS OF THE CENTRAL CALIFORNIA VALLEY BRINGING ABOUT A CRITICAL FOOD SHORTAGE ACROSS THE NATION; THE SPOTTED OWL WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IT'S RAMPAGE, UNCHECKED, ACROSS THE NORTHWEST.  BREAKING NEWS.......A FLOCK OF SPOTTED OWLS HAS ATTACKED A GROUP OF FIRST GRADERS ON A FIELD TRIP IN CENTRAL OREGON KILLING 4.   WHEN ASKED ABOUT THIS MOST RECENT ATTACK PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS PROMISED THAT THE PERPETRATORS WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.
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