Barack Obama rushed to Hospital after Michelle finds goat in his closet

Husbands should be aware that unless you live in Iran, 

Iraq or some other like-minded State; 

under no circumstances should you keep that pet goat 

in your closet.   

I'm actually shocked that Barack didn't know this.

When a Muslim finds our his Goat isn't on the Pill

MAYBE THEY ALL SHOULD GET MALE GOATS!!!

FBI discover goat in backyard of Orlando Terrorist

Breaking news from BSN (BullSh*t Network):  The FBI has just announced a shocking discovery found in the backyard of the Orlando Islamic Terrorist father's home in central Florida.  A goat, who sex remains a mystery was found wondering aimlessly behind the home of Seddique Mateen, father of the Islamic Terrorist who killed 49 innocent people in a Orlando nightclub!  When questioned about this unusual find in his yard, Seddique claimed to know nothing about the hoofed animal on his property.  However, sources are now saying this, apparently abused animal, belonged to the terrorist shooter and not his father.  Furthermore these sources are now speculating that this goat was the real reason Omar's wife left him!  We will bring you more on this breaking story as more details are revealed!